Friday, December 30, 2011

My first New Year Resolution

Never once had I embraced the notion of a New Year resolution until I was a senior in high school. Okies never have such deliberate idealistic resolve. It’s been tough enough just keeping one’s hand me down faded blue jeans clean and knees patched up. Let alone toss out to your close friends, “I’ll never again spit on the sidewalk” and expect to keep the New Year resolution. Believe me, it wasn’t easy growing up Okie in East L A.

But as radio and TV became our major source of information and socialization, we Okies finally caught on to the current year-end trends. My first resolution was to stop cussing around girls. But I quickly discovered girls cuss more than boys. So, there goes my first resolution. Gone away in a blur of expletives from a small pack of fowl mouthed Amazon teens. “Resolve THIS,” as they stuck a finger in my face.

However, I was exposed do this New Year resolution thing by school peers. High school guys wanting to impress their girlfriends that they could easily stop smoking and start brushing their teeth. All done at the same time. All combined into one simple packaged resolution. Tossing aside one bad habit and taking on a new and better one. Two for the price of one. How cool.

So then, I decided to try another New Year resolution and see if it would possibly work. With some further thinking, I surmised it might be best to try something easier. Something I know I could do and continue to do for at least a week or two.

After taking an inventory of my bad habits, I concluded that taking a bath more than once a week could be the resolution I could handle. I got the idea from a Dial Soap commercial. The TV commercial would portray a man who just showered and got dress.

The Dial Shower man showed him being followed and pursued by Glamour magazine beauties. Remember, this was 1961 TV. Nonetheless, this is all after “Mr. Shower man” had earlier been told he had significant body odor. Certainly a bad habit. A habit I myself just might be able to stop with the same logic. Possibly by showering twice a week or more. “I know I could do this.” How much is a bar of Dial soap?

However, my next resolution was to get a job. Yes. Work for money. Gainfully employed. Working in retail at a store no less. All for the purpose of buying secret personal items. Deodorant, soap, and toothpaste. All to complete the bathing experience. Something not commonly practiced beyond once a week among we Okies.

I use to think bathing was a time waster. But as I grew to enjoy a good warm shower, I began to take longer and longer baths. For sure a time waster.

But anyway, since that one senior year I fell into a habit of bathing at least twice a week. It is most amazing how resolve and practice makes good habits. Happy bathing everyone!

P T Barnum would have been a great political stratigest

It is one thing to see tasteless political attack ads on TV. But it’s even a sadder thing to know there are clueless people out there who believe these reckless political advertisements. Who out there believes this stuff? Once again, “Viewer bewares.” There is no consumer agency in place to protect the naïve TV viewer.

Just as George W H Bush and George W Bush to their party opponents (Bob Dole and John McCain), Mit Romney is perpetrating the same on Newt Gingrich. Lies and exaggerations. I’m certainly not saying Newt doesn’t deserve everything he gets but to do this is almost immoral as well as unethical.

Law should forbid TV and radio attack ads. Just talk of your own accomplishments and attributes. Show the voter why they should vote for you. Come to think of it, some candidates have no attributes or reasonable resume. Just a slanderous monologue.

The federal government should require by law a disclaimer to be placed the beginning of every political ad. Just to lest the viewer or listener know that there just might be some over statement or under statement about an opponent. Here is an example to place as a disclaimer:

“The voice you hear and the person’s lips you see moving just might be redesigning the truth about his or her opponent.

Or:
“What you believe is what you get”

Anyway, good luck. Remember the “Grain of salt” rule. However, when it comes to cooking up an omelet, use plenty of salt and pepper. Whaaat!

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Iowa? Where is it?

Gale Collins had a very interesting and head scratching Op-Ed in the NY Times today. She ass the question what about Iowa and why should we care. And she is talking about the Iowa Republican caucuses.

She points out there are about, on a good clear and sunny day, a hundred thousand caucus participants. A population less than Boise, Idaho. Mostly white. Mostly affluent. Mostly overly religious. Mostly old. A segment of the social spectrum that is quickly becoming a minority. Insignificant. Irrelevant. Unyielding and stodgy.

Will the African-American community care? Will the Hispanic community care? Will L A, New York, Houston, or Chicago care? No, no, no, and no.

So why are there thousands of TV, cable, and print news media hounds floating about and all those satellite trucks parked hither and yon all over Iowa? Well, just watch the nightly news. It sells ads. It fills in all the blank spaces in the news. It’s reality TV and it’s cheap to produce. Most of all millions of Americans have nothing better to do but watch mindless broadcast and cable news. And is better than Desperate Housewives.

Fifty years ago Iowa was billed as the first voter’s poll. Back then when a more moderate voter attended the caucuses. Sometimes giving a reasonable cross section of Middle America thinking. Not so anymore. It has not followed the sociological and ethnic trends. Thus rendering it out of touch. Caught in a political time warp. Meaningless and almost silly. Iowa! Get a life!

Saving your children's lives is a job killer

One could only conclude that the protectors of the old fashion incandescent light bulb personally must have lots to lose. Losing as in investments in the coal burning electric company. More like losses in coal and hydrocarbon types of dirty generated energy.

As most of us know, the old fashioned incandescent light bulb is to be phased out come January one. The Edison light bulb is to be replaced by a more efficient lesser electricity-consuming bulb. Consuming less energy at least by 25-percent.

However, the coal burning power companies and their Congressional representatives don’t want this to happen. It will cut into profits. Profits made by selling mega watts of electricity. Also cut into profits from the coalmines. All of which seriously pollute the air, water, and ground. Polluted smoke filled air saturated with mercury and other heavy toxic metal particulates.

And it seems that only the Republicans are the defenders of the old style bulb. The bulb, which is more heat than light. Thus drawing more electricity that a more efficient CFL or LED light.

And we can only conclude that the Republicans in Congress are receiving the lion’s share of coal burning power company lobby money. Right? Right!

Republicans have created legislation to stop the energy saving bulbs. Plus encouraging the usage of the old fashioned Edison energy draining bulb. All done by claiming the government is interfering in our lives. More like interfering with the profits of the coalmine and electricity company’s shareholder profits.

So what the Republicans are saying in actuality is they must pollute the air and risk your lives and the lives of your children in order to make a profit. Right? Right! How else could it be? “Inefficiency and Pollution trumps good health. Get over it.”

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Your guess is as good as mine, maybe.

What a pathetic sight. The more these presidential hopefuls talk, the deeper they bury themselves in muck and mire. It’s like tossing sludge on a man sinking in a swamp when they have ill advised pronouncements. Down and down they go. Into a lagoon of manure. Holy cow!

There best hope is to just shut up. Say nothing and just smile. Or perhaps simply say I don’t know. Which by the way is the best response.

What single presidential nominee really knows what will happen if elected? All the promises in the world seldom become reality. Mostly wishful thinking. So, the best response to any policy question is to just say, “We’ll try our best.” Always there to thwart any good or reasonable proposal is US Congress. Congress and the judicial always have their two cents to toss in the pot. And as President Obama knows congress has a mind of it’s own. Recalcitrant, capricious, self-serving, contrary, vociferous, bellicose, bumptious, bloviating, and just thoughtless buffoons. How can any president work with people like that? They certainly don’t get much done.

But anyway, good luck to all the naïve Republican Presidential candidates. I’m sure we can find you a shovel. You’ll need it.

A rear end retrospection

Greetings All,

What a crazy and hectic year this certainly has been. Many delightful things and events have taken place with our family. More than I can write about in this brief annual Holiday newsletter.

So instead of boring you with countless splendid family events, I have chosen to focus on one or two captivating experiences. So, stay with me here.

It all begins with being thankful for Medicare. Medicare is a true blessing for my lovely spouse and me. Nonetheless, it surely has come in handy this past year.

Let’s quickly start the enthralling timeline. It all began with an unbearable lower stomach pain. A pain so severe, it almost brought me to tears. Possibly a muscular or intestinal pain. I wasn’t certain. All I knew is, it really hurt like heck. So, I called my doctor.

However, by the time I got to visit with my doctor (actually a physicians Assistant) the pain had subsided and mostly had gone away. Never the less, I had a very good Q and A with our PA. She was most helpful and I discovered she came from my neck of the woods. Southern California. We had a marvelous chat. Remember now, I now live in Oklahoma but enjoy talking to people who know what’s going on.

But anyway, after much discussion and speculation, and to be safe, she suggested a colonoscopy. So, after several calls to the colonoscopy factory (medical group) they agreed to take Medicare as total payment. Therefore an appointment was made.

This, my Holiday friends, is where the fun now begins. After numerous medical questions and more repeated medical questions, I received my colonoscopy appointment. Plus they gave me a box filled with bottles of powdered drink to take with further instructions. Stay with me here. The narrative gets better.

I was instructed that 24-hours before my appointment time to start the “cleansing” process. Now follow this:
My appointment time was 7:30AM. So, I was to start my “liquid diet” 7:30 the morning before. Okay? I could only drink clear juices. O J, lemonade, tea, etc. So far, doesn’t sound too radical. Right?

However, 12-hours before the appointment I was to start the powdered mixture. Powder plus water. Mixed in a half-gallon container. Instruction were to drink a cup every 15-minutes until container is empty. Then repeat the drinking process over again in six hours. Making the repeat at 3:30 AM. Wake up and drink again. Are you with me?

Now here is where it really gets interesting. The powdered mixture tasted something like a mix of Jet fuel and camel urine. And, please forgive me if I am misrepresenting the taste. But it is the best comparison I know. But, I will have to admit I have never drank either liquids. But if you can imagine this, my assessment might be pretty close.

Nonetheless, I almost gagged and coughed it up. Then I went to beg sympathy from my wife but she insisted I go back and drink it all down. Justifying by her saying she had done the same thing earlier this year. So, I must drink that horrid stuff.

So, by 7:00 Am I had drank a full gallon of that dragon venom. It was horrid. It was awful. It must had been life threatening. It was ruining my life. I knew I wouldn’t survive. I am toast.

All of this is not to mention what happened as a result of drinking this elephant whiz. So I won’t involve you with describing my bowel cleansing. Just use your imagination.

Now to finalize this Holiday story, after I arrived at the Colon camera shop and being interrogated even once more, I was placed on a gurney and all faded to black. Absolutely no recall of the procedure. Once the ‘look-see’ was finished, I can’t tell you how I got out of the surgical gown and into my street clothes. I have no idea how I got home. It was all a magical medical mystery. And, I am home and will never ever go back to that toxic torture tank again.

My oh my. It’s a wonderful life. Isn’t it?

I wish you the most pleasant holidays ever. Best wishes,

Chuck Ayers

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Time to reflect and enjoy

The Holiday season is going well. So, why spoil it with politics. Plus let’s limit comments about computers, websites, and Geekdom in general.

Hopefully Mit, Newt, Rick, Michele, John and the other schmucks will stay out of the news. Perhaps give us some time to reflect on what is good about America. Americans who care about their neighbors. Americans, who take time to share a bit of food, candy and gifts with those who are struggling and out of work.

God bless us all everyone! Merry Christmas Mr. Scrooge. Happy New Year America.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Just breathe in that wonderful Ozone. Aah.

So for the Republican Party and its leadership, it is best to protect energy jobs than to bow to such radical organizations such as the American Lung Association. Who needs clean air anyway? Just breathe that carbon right into your lungs. Asthma is just an old wives tale. Isn’t it? Ozone is for real men! “Where’s my leaf blower?”

I’m sure it’s not in the Republican policy book but clean air is a job killer. Clean drinking water is a job killer. To stop mountain top exploding for coal mining is a job killer.

How about some mercury with your drinking water? Or maybe, some fracked gas? What say? Pretty good stuff. Don’t ya think?

So, who cares if your children get leukemia? No concern of mine. They shouldn’t be playing outside anyway.

Oh really?

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Earthlink! You did it again.

One more time my web hosting service has failed me. Earthlink cannot seem to get it right. My main webs website will not update. A problem I have encountered many times. Many times I called the kids in India and every once in a while they momentarily fix the problem. However, it keeps coming back. “Won’t update.”

This has been going on since July of this year. Immediately after Earthlink revised their system in early July, things have been going quickly to hell in a hand basket. Earthlink can’t seem to get a handle on this reoccurring problem. Nonetheless, almost each time I call my buds in India they sometimes come up with a temporary fix. However, a few days later it crashes again. Won’t update.

So, what to do besides call India in the morning. A title for a lovely tune. Hmm. Why don’t they call me instead?

I knew Ronald reagan and quite frankly you are not Ronald Reagan.

If Ronald Reagan were to reincarnate himself and return to the office of the President, all the TEA partiers, libertarians, far right fundamentalist, and all extremists to the right would be horrified of Reagan’s moderate and compromising politics. They totally ignore Reagan’s tax increases he signed in the 1980s. The far right has ignored his compromises with congress.

My point here is I wish the Rightist would stop invoking the name of Reagan and stop using his name in vain. The far right fundamentalist Republicans has obviously not read Reagan’s history and politics. So, just stop-it! Your invocations of Reaganism as being parallel to your own are obscene and completely false. Just stop your vain comparison!

Just sign the stupid thing and go home.

It appears Wall Street is trading down this morning. One reason is Congress. Congress unable to compromise.

And, one of the chief compromisers is unwilling to compromise. John Boehner (pronounced Boner) won’t negotiate because the TEA party warlords won’t allow reasonable compromise. Bohner, Speaker of the House, is on a tight leash and refuses to compromise. Never mind the rest of America. America wanting to get this done and get the Congress struggles off the news headlines. Headlines most damaging and embarrassing to the Republican Party. Making House Speaker John Boehner look like a monkey on a string.

What is there not to negotiate? Why can’t this happen and all go home. The Senate has gone home and left with the House a bipartisan Senate Bill. What more could the House want? Surely we are not playing junior high games here are we? Come on guys. Compromise and go home. Your Lay-aways are waiting to be picked up.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

They're firing inside the camp! Duck!

I thought the Republican Party was the original architect of the “Attack Ad.” Remember the Willie Horton ad President George H W Bush 41 aired on TV hour after hour, day after day in 1988? Yes, they started it. It appears it has now come full circle and is being used inside the Republican camp.

But now, friendly fire is being shot with dispatch against Newt Gingrich. Friendly fire within the same armed camp. An inside job. Mit Romney is doing the firing. Attacking Newt for his immigration policy ideas. Mit blasting with both barrels. Point blank. Aimed right at the target, Newt.

Of course Newt wants Mit to back off and only release “Positive” ads. Positive ads? Is there such a thing? Especially coming from the Republican Party? You’re kidding me?

Judge not less you be judged

Now this is interesting. Newt Gingrich wants the Supreme Court to be accountable to Congress. Maybe like a junior subsidiary. Sort of like a monkey on a string.

I thought all branches of government were equal under the constitutional law? Has Newt been smoking that stuff again? Something has certainly been impeding his rational thought processes again. Or, maybe he fell and hit his head and gray matter fell out. Especially the gunk that allows coherent thinking.

Nonetheless, Newt wants all the Justices, to explain their decisions before a select committee. “What were you thinking when adjudicating Brown Vs Board of Education? Oh, sorry. That was the Earl Warren court. But, weren’t some of you there? No? My mistake.”

However, the idea of the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches was to be equal. Posing a check and balance. One possibly affirming the others or canceling out a bad law. Sort of a Troika kind of government but not really.

Anyway, Newt is some kind of guy. Isn’t he? More like some kind of jerk. Yeah.

My dearest friend Steve Jobs? No, not really.

I’m reading the Steve Jobs book. Certainly a man who came into this world with an attitude. Good or bad? Not really sure.

However, he certainly would not be counted among my friends had I known him. Growing up Okie in L A, I was very much put off by “Wise Asses.” Just did not want to be around them. Always thought they were just there to take advantage of any situation just to prove how smart they were. And, this is the impression I get from Jobs.

Certainly a guy with measurable intelligence but lacking compassion and understanding. Some might call him a jerk. I just might as well. Please excuse my lack of regard for the dead.

Anyway, I have a ways to go in reading his book. And, I must admit it’s a struggle. Nonetheless, I shall finish the book. Happy reading and Happy Holidays.

Monday, December 19, 2011

Boys will be boys is a crock

One way to stop abortion is to keep our boys from impregnating our girls. Plain and simple. Oh? You say Naïve?

We first take the notion of “Boys will be boys” and teach our boys to be moral. Responsible. Gentlemen.

Instead of legislating abortion, we must not only teach morals, we must be moral ourselves. Many ideas of impregnating a girl come from TV, Movies, and many video games. Turn it off. Shut it down. A naïve notion? Not really.

What are we adults afraid of when attempting to limit or “sensor” boy’s activities. We adults must come to a group consensus and an agreement to be consistent. Then we must provide boys meaningful activities to fill in the void. Mow the lawn. Clean up their rooms. Play sports. Work part-time. On and On. Plenty to do. All the while and as a collective, parents must watch out for all neighborhood kids. That means sharing questionable behavior with all parents.

On the other end of the spectrum, girls must be modest. Dress sensibly and not flaunting physical endowments. Keep it under wraps and loose fitting. Mom’s, this means you. Help your girls to keep a lid on it. They too need morals. Romance is a troublesome notion. Romance is a fantasy and not a good rule of thumb. Keep them busy as well. Sports, part-time work, volunteer, and there is plenty of activities to keep them busy as well. No kids should be idle. Read a book. Whatever.

Facebook has no meaningful purpose in life. Good hard work does. Moms and Dads should learn to be parents and not their Childs best friend. Parenting is more moral that being an enabling friend. We are not here to bail our kids out of trouble. We are here to teach our kids and grandkids how to stay out of trouble. Discipline is good. Looking the other way is bad. Time out can be a good teaching tool. Grounding, limiting, and a good talking can often help.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Dec the Halls

Back in the early 1950s, there was this huge vacant lot at the corner of Whittier Blvd and Goodrich. Traditionally a special events corner lot providing a unique seasonal experience. Experiences like traveling carnivals with sideshows, circuses with animal act and clowns, and more importantly and above all, a Christmas tree lot at Christmas.

So, each Christmas season this empty events lot would turn in to a Christmas tree open-air tree store. It was always surrounded by clear incandescent light bulbs hanging overhead from a drooping black electric cord going from pole to pole. An outside outlet selling trees of all sizes and colors. Green, white, pink, blue, and more green trees. Flocked and unflocked. One just right for you. Maybe.

Just so you will know where this was, it was in East L A. Just across the boulevard from Jim Clinton’s men’s clothes, which was next door to Vic Tanny’s gym. Sort of the gateway in to downtown East Los Angeles. You couldn’t miss it.

Nonetheless, we Okies would visit there about a week before Christmas to choose our special tree. Choosing was not easy. Certainly we Okie kids wanted tall, broad, and a thick green pine tree. Something that commands awe and grandeur. And my dad was thinking whatever we could buy for two bucks.

So, we bought our tree, put it in the trunk, took it home, set it upright, and our mom and we kids would commence adorning the tree with decorations. Decorations of one string of eight colored lights, hanged silver pencil, a homemade string of popcorn, a string of red berries from our berry tree by the driveway, and a half dozen hanging colored glass ornaments. All set up in our front window. On display for passersby to admire and appreciate. One outside could only notice such stunning beauty and have to stop. “My oh my. Just look at that would ya.”

However, when I had observed the tree from inside the front room, I could see through the spindly tree as if it was really not there. I could see all the way through the front window as if looking through a wilting potted plant. A tree Sort of puny and thin. But, being a short 9-year old, the tree certainly had height. A good five feet tall. Wow! Merry Christmas. “Look at that would ya mom.”

Friday, December 16, 2011

President Flip-flop? President Infidelity?

Newt? Mit? Mit Newt? Newt Mit? President Newt? President Mit? Hmm. No. No-no-no! Not now. Not ever! Never!

Guest Editorial

Editorial: All I Want for Xmas Is My Lost Drone Back. Dear Santa, This holiday I could ask for economic recovery, or a lifeline for the health care overhaul, or that old chestnut world peace. But what I really want for Christmas is my drone back. I've been a good boy. Oh sure, I know there are inherent risks in sending out a top-secret surveillance aircraft - look at what happened with that U-2 spy plane over the Soviet Union back in 1960. But this RQ-170 Sentinel drone has important stuff on it, and darn it, it's mine. I asked that mean Gen. Hossein Salami, deputy head of Iran's Revolutionary Guard, to give it back. He won't play nice, saying things like "no one returns the symbol of aggression to the party that sought secret and vital intelligence related to the national security of a country. Now Iranian officials want me to say sorry first for flying it 140 miles into their airspace. No way. I recommend them for the Naughty List. Sure, I could order an airstrike and try to take out the drone before Iran figures out all the cool stuff in it and either puts it to use or sells it to China, but that might knock me off the Nice List. Not going there. So Santa, if there's room in your sled as you go over Tehran, could you pick up my drone and tuck it in? Please? Barack Obama This editorial first appeared in the Albuquerque Journal. It was written by members of the editorial board and is unsigned as it represents the opinion of the newspaper rather than the writers. .

Thursday, December 15, 2011

To tell the truth and now

I have discovered the best solution to make terrorists talk. Force them to reveal secret information with little difficulty. Almost instantaneously to be sure. I am not sure why we overlooked this procedure.

It would make water boarding seem like playing with squirt guns. I’m not sure why the CIA and the military hadn’t thought of this before. It is a certain process to guarantee results.

Here it is. Have you ever been subjected to a colonoscapy? Do you remember the stuff you had to drink to clean out your bowels? A horrific and voluminous liquid one has to drink before surrendering to a colonoscapy test. A substance very much like drinking chalky jet fuel. Milk of Magnesia laced with dragon venom.

Terrorist would be brought to their knees if forced to swallow this drink from hell. A gagging and putrefying substance for sure.

Anyway, I found this truth serum the hard way. I recently had a colonoscapy. I just don’t know how I survived. A miracle for sure.

The banks and lenders weren't the only bad guys

You can’t say enough about the bad home loans the banks made in the recent past. Mortgages that sent millions into foreclosure. Millions losing their homes due to under water mortgages. Leaving homes worth less than the balance on the mortgage. Some call it upside down mortgages. Leaving mortgage holders unable to sell their homes in order to pay off the oversized balance. Thus leading America in to a deep recession. And, you know the rest of the story.

Well enough said about banks and mortgage lenders. They are just a part of the reckless mortgage lending. The other two parts are the more than eager housing builders and the Real Estate companies. Both pressuring and coercing the buyer to buy and build now. Ignoring the fact that many buyers really don’t qualify for a significant home loan. However, the lenders were more than willing to ease up on lending requirements while the building contractors and the real estate companies press vigorously to sell. And the end result here left the builders and real estate companies off the hook. Home Scott free.

Of course we can blame a bit on the myth that everybody should have a part of the American dream of owning a home. Under water or not. Yeah right.

If you show us the exit, we shall leave.

The only thing we should say to the Iraqi people upon our departure is, we apologize for messing up their country. Our former Egomaniacal president was wrong in intruding in your country. We had no business there. However, we could not convince President Bush to not pursue his wrong-headed intent. He was surrounded by warmongers and war material suppliers and they were compelled to do what they did. Jerks all of them.

Anyway, we are sorry to interrupt your lives and kill tens of thousands of your people. I hope this never happens again. Please excuse us and we shall go home now.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Congress is the ball and chain of progress.

While the rest of us are struggling with congress to pass meaningful legislation, a few champions of hot button issues, countermand our efforts. A few people, well meaning I’m sure, hold our entire efforts hostage. Held hostage by one maybe two self-serving issues. Issues like Don’t tax the rich” or “anti-immigration laws” or “Oil pipelines built across America” or any number of single issues that enable a few congressmen or special interest groups to roadblock meaningful laws. Laws that could benefit the greater population. Legislation that would enable the hiring of more teachers, more police or fire professional, or create beneficial public works jobs. Nonetheless, single issues that hold America and it’s needed progress at bay. Stopped. Shut down by misguided congressman and lobbyists. Bringing the entire government to its knees. Just for the sake of “Having it our way.” Never mind what is really needed in America. Health care, education, good roads and bridges, better mass transportation, better public safety, and the list of worthwhile projects are endless. All thwarted by egomaniacal creeps who only purpose is to facilitate the few and powerful. Big Oil. Big Banks. Big coal and gas. Bigheaded morons commandeering government. Hijacking our constitutional process. How do we stop this? Vote!

Letter to the Editor

Letter to the Editor: Wal-Mart off base?. Charles Hood, Tulsa. Despite our government's ever-increasing need to borrow from China, we continue to complain against China's inhumane treatment of its political prisoners and its manufacturing workforce. The political prisoners are jailed and deprived of all rights. And, although China's workers aren't "prisoners," they might as well be. They're forced to produce products while working extra-long hours in poor, unhealthy conditions - and they're paid just pennies per hour to do so. Despite being cautioned countless times to "be more considerate ... keep your criticisms to yourselves," our government continues to complain. Yet, one very greedy American sits on the sidelines and quietly - but gleefully - applauds these same working conditions. His name is "Uncle Sam" Walton. He supports these inhumane conditions, because these conditions support him and his 9,655 stores. Today, more than 90 percent of the goods Wal-Mart sells are "Made in China. How else could Wal-Mart sell its products at such cheap prices? These products lack quality, but what else can you expect from unhealthy, overworked and underpaid workers? What America fails to understand is that Wal-Mart's greed has forced untold numbers of U.S. retailers and manufacturers - and the jobs therein - to close their doors. After more than 20 years, the snowballing impact of Wal-Mart's greed has finally caused the demise of too much of America's production, the driving force behind a successful economy. It's a tragedy when America's largest retailer refuses to buy products "Made in America. Letters to the editor are encouraged. Send letters to letters@tulsaworld.com..

You read the news. You decide.

Let’s step back and look at the big picture. What are we doing to make America strong and benevolent? What is our government doing? What do we see is happening in our little town and in Washington?

While Washington is in boiling disparity and can’t seem to come to some kind of agreement, we citizens can’t to find reasonable leadership in DC as well. All we can observe is strutting politicians tossing about slams and gottchas. Making the Russian government looking better all the time. Well, maybe not but almost.

If you were to ask my own opinion, it is time to totally sweep out the entire of congress. Swish! Swept off the game board like Monopoly pieces. Cleared away. Gone.

The real question is, why do we keep reelecting the same old warthogs? Mental pigmies whose intent is to just keep on being reelected and nothing more. Indicating the problem lays with we the voters. Voting mindlessly as others tell us to do. Others like Talk Radio or Cable news. Two entities with questionable intent and glaring partisanship.

Go back to your newspapers. Newspapers with professional journalism. Mostly unbiased accounting of what is really happening in Washington and in our hometowns. Yes, it does take a little longer to read and decide. But it’s well worth it. You read. You decide. It’s that simple.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Editorial from Los Angeles Times

Coda: Code for a Trojan horse. Much of the electric car, pitched as an 'all American' green vehicle, is made in China. By Greg Autry and Peter Navarro, Greg Autry and Peter Navarro are the. authors of "Death By China: Confronting the Dragon -- A Global Call to. Action. They teach at UC Irvine's Paul Merage School of Business and blog on. the Huffington Post.. A Los Angeles firm has quietly assembled a Trojan horse electric car designed to carry the Chinese military-industrial complex deep into America's auto market. Detroit should be afraid, very afraid. And anyone in the U.S. unemployment line -- along with American taxpayers, who are subsidizing this sham -- should be outraged. The car is branded Coda and debuted at the L.A. Auto Show. While Coda Automotive salespeople were eager to portray it as "All American" -- we got one of them bragging about it on camera -- its entire chassis and battery system and most of the metal (apparently 65% of the car) come from China's factory floors, which are not known for their high labor standards. From a jobs perspective, the Coda's arrival means this: American electric carmakers such as California-based Fisker Automotive and Tesla Motors, along with the GM Volt and Ford's Focus Electric, will compete on home soil with a company benefiting from all of the unfair trade practices China has used to bury so many other American industries -- from toys, textiles and machine tools to electronic assemblers and, most recently, solar panels. These practices range from currency manipulation to reported illegal export subsidies, counterfeiting, pollution and widespread worker abuses. Taxpayers should be outraged because the Coda is eligible for the combined federal and state tax rebates on electric vehicles of $10,000 a vehicle, while China blatantly blocked the Volt from its Chinese green subsidy unless GM manufactured it in Shanghai and turned over design secrets. These economic considerations notwithstanding, a closer look at Coda's supply chain reveals a darker truth. The "new" Coda is actually an updated variation on the 6-year-old Saibao from China's state-owned Hafei Motor Co. Hafei is a division of Changan Automobile Group, which in turn is controlled by China Weaponry Equipment Group. This state-owned enterprise supplies China's aggressively expanding military, and its parent, China South Industries Group, owns half of arms dealer Norinco, which reportedly tried to smuggle guns to Libya during the last days of the Kadafi regime. Norinco's other bloody trade has included transferring missile technology to Iran, attempting to sell AK-47s to U.S. street gangs and selling nearly $70 million in arms to Zimbabwe's Mugabe regime. So, before considering a Coda as a means of going green, remember all the red blood shed by Coda's real backers. And speaking of backers, it is disquieting and disgusting that the Chinese government has been able to put so many prominent American faces on such a job-killing venture. Coda CEO Phil Murtaugh is the former head of GM's China division, and the company has raised more than $300 million from banks such as Morgan Stanley and well-connected private investors that include former Clinton White House Chief of Staff Mack McLarty and former Goldman Sachs CEO Henry Paulson. Paulson's role in saddling up the Coda Trojan horse is particularly galling. As Treasury secretary under President George W. Bush, he repeatedly refused to brand China a currency manipulator; this inaction contributed to the loss of tens of thousands of American factories and millions of American jobs. According to Nobel economist Paul Krugman, China's currency manipulation alone costs America up to 1.5% of its GDP every year, and Economic Policy Institute economist Robert Scott suggests this kills as many as 3 million U.S. jobs. Now, Paulson stands to personally profit from China's currency manipulation and other unfair trade practices as an investor in a venture that would worsen the U.S. trade deficit and swell U.S. unemployment lines. Finally, another Coda enterprise adds insult to injury: a planned Ohio battery factory to be built with more than half a billion in U.S. taxpayer stimulus bucks, including an Energy Department loan and incentives from the state of Ohio and the city of Columbus. Great, except that a Chinese-dominated joint venture with Tianjin Lishen Battery will really own it. That's an enormously expensive way to create "up to" 1,000 jobs, with potential millions in profits shipped back to China. When more than 20 million Americans can't find a decent job and millions more don't earn a decent wage, the last thing we need is China invading the U.S. auto market and getting U.S. subsidies under the false pretenses of helping Americans "go green and buy American.

Friday, December 9, 2011

Local Editorial

Global warming. World's Editorial Writers. In a video prepared for delivery to a United Nations climate change conference in Durban, South Africa, Oklahoma's Sen. Jim Inhofe declared victory in his efforts to debunk man-made global warming as a hoax. The global warming movement has collapsed and is being ignored by its biggest allies, he said. The senator's declaration of victory may be a bit premature. While he may have persuaded some people that there is no need to spend money to deal with the consequences of the increased burning of fossil fuels, the preponderance of scientific opinion is, as it has been, that Earth's climate is warming and fossil fuels use is the main culprit. To deny climate change is to ignore the evidence. Sea levels are rising and the oceans are warming. Global temperatures are rising. Glaciers are retreating and ice sheets in Greenland and the Antarctic are decreasing. All these things are happening at unprecedented rates. While there are scientists and politicians on both sides of the issue, those who see climate change as a genuine threat are mostly scientists and most of those who deny it are politicians. Even if Inhofe has "won" the debate, as he says, it is a dubious victory. The climatological consequences of global warming are already upon us. Weather extremes are becoming the norm. More intense hurricanes and resulting flooding, record-setting temperatures, drought and wildfires are all symptoms. According to the U.N.'s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, "Scientific evidence for warming of the climate system is unequivocal. Disbelieving or discounting the facts simply delays the time when the nations of the world will take the steps necessary to address the issue..

Ladies and Gentlemen of congress, please step aside, or else.

How long is it going to take the American citizen to realize that the Republican leadership in Congress is the firewall between big business and consumers? They are the obstacle preventing reasonable laws to protect we Americans from establishing fair business practices, clean air legislation, clean water regulations, and just reasonable environmental protection laws. They are the guys who get in the way of common sense.

It doesn’t take a scholarly writer of public policy to see that the Republican leadership in congress is the hired protectors of Wall Street, big banks, big oil, and hydrocarbon purveyors. You can easily read about what congress is perpetrating against the American citizen. Just read the daily newspaper. Read the weekly magazines. Watch the nightly news. It’s all there. It is easy to understand.

Congress does not like anyone or any organization that stands in the way of “Making Business.” Business at the expense of America and its human and natural resources. No matter if good laws benefit the health of American, such rules or regulations will be labeled as Job Killing and vigorously opposed by the Republican Congressional leadership. And if the truth be known, seldom if ever are such laws ever cause jobs to be lost. More like a smoke and mirror mantra from the leadership.

So, it is easy to see that the Republican leadership is bought and paid for by big business, big oil, and big banks. Republicans want the American consumer and citizen to keep their collective noses out of Washington legislation. Congress is the hired “security guards” to keep America at bay. Holding Americans from entering the decision process. Which if you think about it, is totally against the constitutional process. More like Anti-American. Democracy is dammed. Congress is not our friend.

Wake up Americans! Call your congressman or congresswoman and let them know if they can’t protect the general interest of the constituency, then it is the voters duty to get rid of him or her. It is your responsibility as a voter to find somebody else to represent the best interest of your district. Better yet, all of congress needs to be replaced. Swept out. Start afresh with someone who cares about you and your interests. God bless America.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

A mad movie with madmen and woman

Did you ever see the blockbuster movie comedy “It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad World? Just a crazy wacky and most bazaar movie and first shown in the mid-1960s at exclusive showings. Starring Spencer Tracy, Jonathan Winters, Sid Caesar, Terry Thomas, Milton Berle, and many many other mad comedians. It kept me laughing until I cried and almost wet my pants.

A movie scenario it took several writers to write and eventually finished the plot. All about a gang of misfit comedians chasing after some hidden treasure. A movie filled with one liners, pratfalls, outrageous stunts, and incredible human misbehavior. Truly one of the best comedies ever filmed. You should download it from Netflix.

However, at this moment in time, there is a comedy of greater magnitude unfolding as we speak. A bazaar scenerio only Hollywood could ever write and cast but couldn’t. But, it’s most certainly not Hollywood and neither is it cast by Hollywood actors. The script is so far out and loopy, no Hollywood writer could ever come up with such a twisted plot. Insane, horrific, new invented language and a presentation filled with irony. A scenario that is more outrageous than any script Hollywood could ever dream of writing.

What is it and where can I see it? Well, it’s been unfolding as we speak almost on a weekly basis on network TV, cable, and on the Internet. It’s called the Republican Debates. Cast with the most mad Men and woman any casting service or director could ever come up with. You can’t write this kind of stuff and expect real people to believe it. You couldn’t find a more insane cast. This is by far the ultimate reality show. Millions and maybe billions of dollars couldn’t ever write and cast such a mad scenario and script.

No gathering of actors and writers has ever been assembled such as this. An event unequaled by anything Hollywood puts out. This is it! The Mad, Mad, Mad Republican Debates. Now showing on a TV or computer near you. Featuring Newt, Rick, Mit, Michele, Ron, John, and virtually a cast of thousands. All in living color and most unpredictable reality. And, to repeat, most Mad!

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

We must reform corrections. Or correct reform. Not sure.

I too along with a million others think rod blagojevich is a blazing idiot. Certainly he has committed his share of broken laws. Crimes against the state of Illinois. Yes, he should pay and pay dearly.

However, is it really necessary to send a man who has not harmed anyone or damaged personal or public property to a harsh prison sentence? He is neither threat to anybody nor a danger to himself. He just a blathering buffoon. A real obnoxious guy.

Nonetheless, I think a more humiliating sentence should be handed down to him instead of a lengthy prison term. Humiliating like driving a Chicago or Springfield city bus for five or six years. Or, driving and working a city trash truck. Perhaps do roadwork with the Department of Transportation. Something like flagman or steamroller driver. Anything where he could be seen and ridiculed or shamed. All, at no pay. Well, maybe a free lunch.

But, the idea is to receive benefit from his labors. Being in prison would just hide him from humiliation and shame. So put him out on the streets for all to view and point at. He should wear a bright yellow and orange jump suit that says, “Bad Boy Politician” emblazoned in front and back. What do you think?

http://www.prx.org/pieces/71210-untitled-december-7-2011/edit

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Facebook won't hang on a string.

Now, I want you to stay with me on this because there is a point to be made. During Christmases past many years ago and during a different age, my Okie mom and dad would take an old thick cotton string and hang it high overhead across the living room in our old East L A home. It was strung like a clothe line and hung on it were the many colorful Christmas cards and suspended like fresh washed laundry. Cards actually received in the mail from friends and family. Once opened and read, it would create a banner of holiday greetings for all to gleefully observe after coming into our little adobe house.

You could see various cards depicting Christmas scenes from floating candy canes to the ubiquitous little house on the fluffy snow filled prairie. And several greeting cards showing the baby Jesus lying in the manger. Cards filled with holiday verse and actually hand written greetings by its senders. Some cards even filled with a recent family narrative also hand written. Some included a black and white photo or two of their family. Of course, I loved the wacky cards with cross-eyed reindeer with holly and lights strung up in their horns.

So, Years later and carrying on the tradition, my wife would Scotch tape cards hanging diagonally down across the top of the door facing. The door going from the living room in to the dining area. And the cards would also run down lower on the sides of the facing allowing smaller readers to observe the annual greetings. Creating a holiday gallery of greeting cards. Never the less, fun at Christmas for all our visitors.
“Hmm? What is this one with the hula girl in a grass skirt with a lei made of holly?”

Now here it is. My point. With the recent trend of “E-cards,” how does one easily string E-cards across on an old cotton string or taped to a door facing? Some cards are animated video and cannot be printed off. A few are graphic with text but would look funny printed off on eight and a half by eleven printer paper. How sad.

What I will do is print off a fact sheet referring all observers to my Facebook account. Tape that to the door facing for all to read. “FYI, Go to my Facebook page and see all my lovely cards from my 1792 friends. LOL. Or, you can easily follow me and my clever greetings on Twitter. How cool. How so today. Well. Not really. How so cold and impersonal. Yuck! Hopefully this too shall pass. Now, where’s that card with Santa stuck upside down in the chimney? I’ll sign it now. Take your Facebook and Unfriend it! Or, you can Tweet… THIS!

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Nada senor. Congress has done nada. Zip zero!

So far, the current Congress is the biggest “Do Nothing Congress” since the Truman administration. This is according to the latest statistical research. Not much has been accomplished since 2010. Barely much has happened. Nothing. Zip. Zero. Nada. Blank. Just an empty space. Batting .000.

How did this happen? Or, should I say, how did this not happen? What went wrong? How is it that nil was accomplished? Or, unaccomplished? The congressional records only have two and a half pages in its logs. All the invocations, flag pledges, and break for lunch motions and seconds going back to Jan 2011. That’s it. Nothing else. Fade to black.

How could it be that four hundred plus U S Representatives couldn’t get anything done? Was there not a quorum? No House bills to debated and vote on? Could they have been all asleep? Maybe more like out to lunch? Drunk under their desks? What?!

There are no excuses. The zeros speak for themselves. You cannot deny numbers or the lack there of

I think we might have a good case here for an all-new congress. Empty out the house and hire a new batch of Reps. Start all over again from scratch. What do you think?

Monday, December 5, 2011

Was Charles Dickens actually writing about the future of America?

It seems to me the current social and financial infrastructure of America is slipping back into a moment in time where we were three hundred years ago. A historical time taken from old England of the sixteenth and seventeenth Century. Perhaps a feudal or Oligarchy system. A stratified societal structure often written about in a Charles Dickens novel. Ruled by the few and privileged. Leaving a small merchant middles class and a significantly large and poor working
Under class.

And we are talking about early American settlers escaping from a suppressive social system back in the motherland of old England. People trying to run away from brutal overlords whose only interest was to luxuriate in their posh counting houses and continue to enslave the poor. Making their selfish obscene gains on the backs of impoverished workers. Workers who had no education, no rights, no privileges, and living in the worse living conditions. Poor people in bad health with a very short life.

I am afraid that is where we could be headed now. It appears we middle class folk are now slipping down that slope once again. Repeating history. And, if we don’t pay close attention, we Americans will be right back where our ancestors started. Trying to escape a feudal system whose weight is on the back of the poor. Have we heard this scenario from times past? Is there another country to where we can escape? Or is this worry necessary? Can this too be stopped? Can we reform and change government? Most of all change congress? What do you think?

God help us and God bless us all, everyone.

Let's make the best of it.

Is there any way we can put this political campaign season on hold? Hold it until after Christmas and New years? It would really be enjoyable if we heard nothing from Newt, Mit, and Rick. Tell Michele, Ron, and John to just stifle. Go on vacation. Get lost.

Family during Christmas is too important to us to be bothered with whiney blathering politicians. And, who knows, maybe we can extend the holiday season on through the New Year. Perhaps even cancel the entire election season until 2014. How about that?

Anyway, hope all is well with you and family and hope you have a lovely holiday season. Merry Christmas and stay warm.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

We need a candidate resume with ALL experiences listed.

If only there was someone capable to run for the Republicans. I really feel sorry for the Republican Party. No candidates worth a flip. Not a one in the bunch worth anything. All political dogs. Ill informed, far from main stream thinking, paid off by lobbyists, and mostly dim-witted. Not one reasonable Presidential Candidate in the Republican Party.

Isn’t there someone out there? Is there not one Republican with a reasonable I Q? Perhaps the Republican Party should recruit a qualified candidate from the Independents. Someone with a moderate approach. Someone both the Republicans and Democrats can warm up to.

A candidate with true American values. Someone who knows the U S Constitution and how it came about. Someone who has read the intellect of the founding fathers and what inspired the writings of the Declaration of Independence. What were the founders were thinking before the declaration was signed and acted on. Why did the writers and signers of the Declaration of Independence come to the conclusion America needed to be free from England? What was it that motivated the early resisters to the British Crown?

Perhaps we should go back and study what happened and capture the spirit of Independence. Experience what real Imperial suppression was. What freedom really means.

I just don’t see or know of anyone in the Republican Party that gives the impression he or she is knowledgeable and mature enough to be President of the United States. Leader of the free world. Champion of Life, Liberty, and a pursuant of happiness. A believer of the Constitution. A defender of justice and a keeper of the law. And, most of all beholding to no Corporation, no ideology, dogma, or shallow and self-serving pledges.

Letter to the Editor

Letter to the Editor: Not so super. Norm Rourke, Beggs. Did anyone really expect this group of isolated arrogant politicians to accomplish anything? They're only concerned about furthering their partisan agendas, and pointing fingers at the opposition. So why should we expect them to do anything to help our country and our people? Do they really care if our country suffers? Do they really care what Americans face every day with a failing economy? Do they care about anything except being re-elected and continuing to live well in Washington far away from those who put their faith in them through their vote? We all know the answer to these questions. Come November 2012, we can tell them what we care about: Getting rid of them! It's doubtful life as we know it would end if we threw these bums out. Maybe it's time for a viable third political party - a party that is committed to working for America and its people. So far none of the career politicians of either party is a stellar examples of this. Instead they have shown they are interested in only one thing: self-preservation. My 2012 campaign slogan: Throw all the bums out. Letters to the editor are encouraged. Send letters to letters@tulsaworld.com..

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Theory of Relativity?

Here is my one conspiracy theory. And, I must add, everyone who is a citizen of the world is entitled to just one theory of conspiracy by law. So, here is my one conspiracy theory as allowed by the heavily monitored social and political conspiracy ruling. Are you following me?

Here it is: Libraries and schools are the enemy of the Conservatives. Or maybe it’s the other way around. Either way it doesn’t matter. Nonetheless, being smart does not fly high in the Republican Party.

Case in point: Rick Perry. The dumbest man on Earth. Have so many holes shot in his foot he now travels by wheel chair. Someone please take away his “Open Carry” cheap shots. When will he ever get it right?

Mit Romney: The master of Wishy Washy Flippy Floppies. Can’t make up his mind and give a final pronouncement. What he has said keeps changing and I’m certain it will continue as necessary. A most undependable witness to the truth. How will we ever know what he is thinking?

Herman Cain: Not sure where Libya is. Not really sure where he has been and with whom? Man has a bad memory for past events in his personal life. Thirteen years? He doesn’t remember the 13-year fling? Was he drunk all that time?

Michele Bachmann: Just can’t remember all those pertinent facts. Elvis’ birthday or death? John Quincy Adams? Writer of the Constitution? Nope. And, the list keeps growing.

Need we go on? Who are these candidates’ advisors? Pe Wee Herman? Charlie Sheen? Will they ever get it together? Come on Republicans! Where are your intelligent candidates? Not born yet? Holy Moly! November 2012 is coming soon. Get it together.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

What would happen if all talking heads stopped talking. Peace, love, and joy!

Where is our American sensibility? What has happened to our national collective morals and ethics? Where are our responsibilities to each other? Are we not a nation of one aspiration? Life Liberty, and the pursuit of happiness? Where did it all go?

Why are we so divided in ideology, class, and wealth? What is it that separates us from each other? Why are we no longer accepting of other’s philosophy or religion? Almost like being at war within our own borders. Something like Civil War. Which is not very civil at all.

How did all this happen? When did it become accepted to besmirch and demean each other? Only because we just can’t and won’t agree. Can’t compromise. Can’t come together and work out differences.

It’s more like if we can’t get a leg up on our neighbor and take complete control, we will then separate ourselves from those who don’t think or look like us. Resulting in segregation, disbanding, withdrawal, divorce, estrangement, discharging, breach of contract, and take our marbles and go home.

I blame it on the industry that makes huge amounts of money besmirching, blaming, demagoguing, and speaking ill of anybody who doesn’t think like them. I’m talking about Talk Radio and most political based TV or Radio talk show. And, I’m talking about both conservative and progressive. Both are to blame for the great divide. Both are guilty. Both should be ashamed and stop what they are doing.

We are one nation and it’s hard to remain so if talking heads continue the “Blame Game.” All just to sell advertising. All just to make a living off the hammering with outrageous fervor. Yelling, bloviating, and generally sacrificing some one or group just to make an easy buck. Scream and pound on the broadcast consol and the advertisers will surely come.

All I can say to the talk show TV, cable, and radio media is, SHUT! UP!

Monday, November 28, 2011

Letter to our local Editor

Letter to the Editor: Coburn's old news. Janice Lawrence, Sand Springs. U.S. Sen. Tom Coburn's report, which was published Nov. 15 in the Tulsa World, is old news. Who in this United States did not know the wealthy are benefiting while the rest of us are getting cut? Millionaires received $9 billion in Social Security. Did it worry them when they didn't get a cost-of-living raise and their Medicare fees went up? It was a blow to those relying solely on Social Security, local food banks and free clinics to survive. Millionaires received $74 million in unemployment. When their benefits ran out did they have to take their kids to a shelter when they couldn't pay rent? Nearly $114 billion in tax deductions and credits were given to the very rich. More than $21 billion claimed in gambling losses as deductions. Congress claims that because millionaires create jobs and stabilize the economy, their taxes should be lower than the average American. By last count most millionaires moved plants to foreign countries, putting Americans out of work. While Congress is cutting women's programs, children's programs, education programs, Social Security and Medicare, millionaires are exempt. As Republican voters turn a blind eye to this Republican Congress, the segregation of the classes will continue. How much proof, how many more billions need to be reported, pointed out, posted on a billboard for public viewing, before you admit this Republican Congress has and is still cheating, lying and stealing from main-street Americans to keep their millionaire benefactors in their mansions? Letters to the editor are encouraged. Send letters to letters@tulsaworld.com..

Sir, will that be cash, credit, or No Sale.

The total dollar amount spent on each Christmas shopping season seems to be the measure of our quality of life. Oh really? Here is our shopping motto: Buy more. Be happy. Right?

Is it our commission in life to buy and buy more? The mindset of consumerism must be we can only achieve prosperity in America when we shop and buy. At least this is what big and little box stores want us to believe. The spirit of gloom and pessimism will come down on you if you stay home and save your money. Just about seems so. Right?

I must admit retail marketing and promotion departments do a very good job of separating our money from our wallet. They make it seem so pleasant a joyous. So joyous we rush into any given box store, trample over other consumers, and throw our money at the store clerk. “I was here first! Take my money! All of it!”

As a young lad, hundreds of years ago, I was simple happy just looking through a Sears and Roebuck Christmas catalogue. Pouring over all the latest electric trains and model car kits. How cool! But I knew for certain I would seldom if ever receive these things for Christmas. However, if they did show up on Christmas morning, I was ecstatic. But if they didn’t come, at least I had fun just dreaming my way through the S and R “Wish Book.”

I guess I’m not a very good consumer. I prefer to buy a bunch of little things for others all through the year. Just surprise others when they are not looking. Give them something for no reason. Surprise!

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Even Santa Clause has signed a pledge to Grover Norquist.

Since when has our Congress become beholding to Grover Norquist? A man with no elected office. Not even appointed to anything by anybody. Certainly not confirmed by any congressional committee. Just a roving Washington DC jerk.

I thought the congress took an oath to up hold our United States Constitution. Nonetheless, most of congress has mindlessly sworn a pledge to Grover. A freaking lobbyist! The man behind the curtain in the Emerald City. The wizard of Odds.

Dorothy! Look behind the curtain. It’s a trick. A sham. A little weasel pretending to be somebody. But, he is not! Grover is just a oozing oily smelly lobbyist. How disgusting! Get out the hoses!

Never the less, our elected air headed congressmen and women have chosen to follow GN like he is the pied Piper. Leading the naïve and unassuming congress folks down a Yellow Brick road. A road paved with hollow pledges.

Following like Mr. Norquist had a fist full of candy. More like a fist full of cash. Deep pockets filled with unregulated anonymous money from unknown corporations. Secret corporations as allowed by our far right Supreme Court. Remember, corporations are now treated as people. Anonymous and with no limit on their donation amounts. Thanks to Citizens United and the Koch Brothers. They have the freedom of expression and their expressions have unlimited cash flow.

Grover Norquist, the Koch Brother, and Citizens United are the anti-patriots. Anti-American. Traders of the worse kind. Free enterprising terrorist. Malicious enemies of the American people. Appalling individuals beholding only to the quest of raping and devastating the national resources of America.

They are skunks and slithering snakes of the worse kind. Low down and intent on hijacking the Constitution. Holding it hostage until they have the last dollar bill left in America. Real Caca heads all of them for sure.

Friday, November 25, 2011

Myths about baseball and taxes.

Remember the movie Field of Dreams? “Build it and they will come.” Meaning build a baseball park in a field of corn and people will come from miles around to watch deceased baseball legends play ball. However, just Fantasy and fiction. Just a movie.

Now, here is another myth. Cut taxes for the rich and corporations and jobs will follow. Oh really? Where are they? Why are there still millions out of work?

Congress and the government have cut taxes many times for the well off as well for corporations. So. Where’s the jobs. Why are many Americans still not working?

Both the rich and corporations have been on a tax holiday for about ten years now. But, unemployment is still high. Many without wage or benefit. Many out of their former homes. Some living on the streets. This policy is not a job creator. More like job killers.

Many many GAO studies show what money corporations and wealthy individuals have gained, were not used to create jobs. But money put in the bank or used to pay off personal or corporate debt. Thus proving tax cuts for the rich creates jobs, is a myth. More like a hoax. Fantasy and fiction. Just a political concept to lure in unassuming voters. “Cut taxes and the unemployed will work,” is a bunch of left field hooey and fantasy baseball talk.

It’s now time for Grover Norquist and the Koch Brothers to go play in the field of dreams and let government get back to work. We need less tax holidays and more taxes assessed from the rich. No more free rides. Pay up you rich dreamers!

Was Ronald Reagan a champion of "One Percent?"

This is an excerpt taken from a Rolling Stone article written by Tim Dickinson

Dickinson wrote: The president, mindful of soaring deficits, is pushing bold action to shore up the nation's balance sheet. Cloaking himself in the language of class warfare, he calls on a hostile Congress to end wasteful tax breaks for the rich. We're going to close the unproductive tax loopholes that allow some of the truly wealthy to avoid paying their fair share," he thunders to a crowd in Georgia. Such tax loopholes, he adds, "sometimes made it possible for millionaires to pay nothing, while a bus driver was paying 10 percent of his salary - and that's crazy. Preacherlike, the president draws the crowd into a call-and-response. Do you think the millionaire ought to pay more in taxes than the bus driver," he demands, "or less? The crowd, sounding every bit like the protesters from Occupy Wall Street, roars back: "MORE! The year was 1985. The president was Ronald Wilson Reagan. ILLUSTRATION BY MATT MAHURIN Today's Republican Party may revere Reagan as the patron saint of low taxation. But the party of Reagan - which understood that higher taxes on the rich are sometimes required to cure ruinous deficits - is dead and gone. Instead, the modern GOP has undergone a radical transformation, reorganizing itself around a grotesque proposition: that the wealthy should grow wealthier still, whatever the consequences for the rest of us. Modern-day Republicans have become, quite simply, the Party of the One Percent - the Party of the Rich. The Republican Party has totally abdicated its job in our democracy, which is to act as the guardian of fiscal discipline and responsibility," says David Stockman, who served as budget director under Reagan. They're on an anti-tax jihad - one that benefits the prosperous classes. End of excerpt.
Taken from Dec 3 Stones mag

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Not worth his salt.

Brining a turkey is not as easy as it seems. You first have to find a large vat or small plastic pool filled with water and load it with tons of salt. Then you must condense Rick Perry to lie in it. Good luck.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Jim Henson please come back.

I was, and still am, a huge fan of the Muppets. Actually a real big fan of the late Jim Henson. Genius creator of the Muppets. First seeing Jim and his Muppeteers on the Jack Parr Friday evening show back in the early 1960s.

Back then Jim Henson was as bazaar and innovative as ever. Wacky, experimental, and loads of laughs. Puppets demonstrating the foibles of life. Showing how things go wrong in a funny way. Explosions, smoke, and unidentifiable noises. So cool. So hilarious.

Now the current producers of the Muppets have come out with a new movie. Basically the scenario involves thwarting “an evil oil magnate” from drilling an oil well on site at Kermit the frog’s former home. And, we will have to guess what happens from there. A movie appearing to pit evil against good. Oil is bad. Thwarting is good. Can’t say if I disagree.

Nonetheless a movie of moral and environmental conscience. Something we might be lacking in our present “Drill Baby Drill” world. I’m sure its detractors will describe the muppet movie as, “A job killer.” I sure hope so. Can’t wait to see the movie. God bless Jim Henson, wherever you are. I send my gratitude and admiration.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

No surprise here.

Is anyone really surprised the so-called Super Committee failed? I am almost certain it was set up to do so. Just an exercise to draw heat away from the bigger body of congress. Sort of like a lightening rod away from the house.

So, why is everybody in a big fuss? Get over it. Move on and get ready for some huge spending cuts. We all will have to suck it in.

Nonetheless, I still don’t understand why Congress refuses to pay its past due bills. They borrowed the money. They can tax the rich and pay it back. It’s a simple principle of shopping. You buy whatever on credit. You pay your bill or the bill collectors will come a knocking. Please pay now!

The debt we created must not be left for future generations. It is time for all to bite the bullet and pay off two costly wars and two huge tax cuts to the rich.

Paying off the debt with real money is not a job killers. The recession created by the Bush administration was the job killer. Military personnel coming back from these horrific and pointless wars are what drove up the unemployment numbers. Never the less, the debt was created over the past ten years and it is now due. The collectors need your money now. Pay up.

Tax the rich. Take away loopholes from extremely profitable corporations. The shareholders can pay as well. It’s an equal opportunity debt. The poor and the middle class have already paid dearly. Now it’s time for the Rich to pay the big debt kitty. The military needs your money. Homeland security needs your money. The FBI and the CIA need your money. Servicemen need your money. Border patrols need your money. Our Interstate highway system needs your money. Our harbors and airports need your money. States and municipalities need your money. It’s the patriotic duty of the rich to pay off their debt. You supported Bush. Bush bailed you out. Now it’s time to pay. Big bills or small bills. It doesn’t matter. Just pay it off.

Monday, November 21, 2011

So, came the Pilgrims.

This week we are celebrating the Pilgrim. The first illegal aliens to step on Plymouth Rock. They came uninvited and without papers. No Green Card. No photo I D. Just jump off the boat and bypass border patrol and customs.

However, the original Americans later on regretted allowing this to happen to their peaceful land. The Pilgrims took jobs from the American. The Pilgrims were a bit standoffish and stayed with their own. Kind of clannish and certainly suspicious of the Americans.

None the less, the out spoken leader of the illegal, Miles Standish, refused to leave. They were not going back to their native country. What were these strange looking buckled down and turkey stealing illegal thinking anyway?

What good could ever come of them? Would these Pilgrims ever fit in to the American culture? “They don’t look any thing like us and they dress a bit oddly. Just look at those goofy hats would ya.”

Letter to our Editor: Tulsa World

Letter to the Editor: Robot-like adherence. E.K. Sharp, Tulsa. When President Barack Obama announced that our armed forces will leave Iraq before year's end, Republican representatives in Congress denounced his decision as being premature and unwise. This latest denouncement follows a pattern I have been observing about the Republicans, who are automatically opposed to anything said or done by our president. This, sadly, leads me to the conclusion that bringing down the president is fast becoming more important to them than what is best for our country. Robot-like adherence to a party line in issues is hardly what a party system of government is meant to be. The almost instant criticism by the Republicans of the president's decision makes me wonder whether they would have likewise criticized the judgment of President Obama in this matter if the president had, instead, announced that our troops would stay in Iraq longer. I try not to pay attention to the sneaky feeling in my gut that they would. We need members of Congress to vote their consciences instead of blindly voting the party line. Letters to the editor are encouraged. Send letters to letters@tulsaworld.com..

So who will it be this week? Newt? Mit? Herman?

First it was Michele. Then it was Mit. Then it was Rick in a big way. Then here came Herman out from left field. Then here came Mit again. Now it is Newt’s turn to flounder and contort the truth. If this ain’t “flip-flop” on the Republican bandwagon, I’ll gladly eat my Styrofoam convention hat.

All this indecisiveness is due to the Wishy-washiness of the Republican electorate. And I’m sure it won’t stop there. Once the Republicans decide Newt is a bit problematic, they will look back to former governor Mit. The only candidate with credibility. From that juncture, where the Republicans go on to is anyone’s guess.

So, the process will continue. Flip-flopping because some well-intended evangelicals just don’t want a Mormon as a Republican candidate. So is that worse than a two-face slanderer from Georgia who claims he isn’t a Washington insider when he really is. Former speaker of the house not a Washington insider? Give me a break.

Is being Mormon worse than being accused of sexual harassment? Is it worse than being a loopy goofball Texas Governor? Ladies and gentlemen of the Republican Party, what are you thinking?

Speaking as an outsider, I really suggest the Republicans look closer at former governor Huntsman and once again back at Romney. Both have good thoughtful ideas and seem to have broader appeal. Both seem to have quality educations.

However, Republicans don’t want anything well thought out. Plus Republicans don’t trust anyone with an Ivy League education. Once again, Republicans being the narrow-minded champions of one-issue candidates. Throw out the baby with the bath water. Think like us one hundred percent of the time or jump off our flip-flop bandwagon. Kind of stupid, huh? No real wonder I had change political parties.

Friday, November 18, 2011

Attention Haves and Have mores!

Let’s get real. It’s time shareholders take a hit. We who live by modest means are tired of shouldering the economy’s debt.

The getting real part is, it’s time for large profitable corporations and the “well off” to also participate in lifting the economy from it’s depth. Yes. You guys must also pay taxes. You’ve been on holiday too long. Paying very little in taxes. Some paying zero taxes. Do you think you are some privilege class? Did president Bush put you on permanent sabbatical from sharing your bountiful revenue? No, I don’t think so.

Secondly, why must congress (if I didn’t know) protect and shield the super rich? Why must you guys be exempt from paying up? Don’t give me those old job maker/job killer foggy excuses. Excuses proven time and time again to be untrue. Bogus. Contrived and manufactured to protect you and shareholders. The national debt is still unpaid. The national debt is old and needs to be paid off. You guys owe this. Step up to your responsibility and pay the government.

The government bailed out you money mongers and you owe them big time. No more skating on ice without paying. No more free hall passes. It’s now time and passed time to pay for your free-float.

Good movie. Bad movie. Where do they come from?

Movie Review:
Twi-hards are back in the theaters. Teen girls watching the latest Twilight flick, Breaking Dawn. Many giggly girls say they thought it was the best twilight flick ev-ver. Best of the series. Movie critics give it 1 to 1 ½ stars. So, where’s the disconnect here? Is it because the critics are men over age fifty? Surely not. Go old men movie reviewers!

My favorite movie ev-ver? Butch Cassidy and the Sun Dance Kid. They just don’t make them like they use to.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

It's back again this year. Are you surprised?

If you were to access Google Trends online, you would find the top twenty most googled names and phrases. This is based on millions of word searches. Searches like: Whitehouse shooting, Sexiest Man Alive 2011, 2013 Ford Escape, and others. But the one search that has been on Google trends for a week or so is, “Green Bean Casserole.”

I think my late mother in law has commandeered the google search engine. Green Bean Casserole was her most requested Thanksgiving dish. As requested time after time by her grandkids. What is it about Green Bean Casserole that is so desirable by kids? It certainly ain’t just the green beans. So, what is it?

Is it the cute little onion rings? The gooey stuff that in the casserole pan? What?

Anyway, I’m sure the whole deal will be on our Thanksgiving table in a few days. God Bless America.

Congress really doesn't know this but...

It’s oh so easy to berate Congress. Congress is at its lowest ratings according to a CBS/New York Times poll. Congress is now a Nine Percent Congress. Only 9-percent of the American electorate approve of congresses performance. Hmm. Who are those nine percent? Relatives? Lobbyists? Girlfriends? Boyfriends? Hookers?

But anyway, Congress is easy to besmirch, malign, demean, disparage, put down, and generally poo poo. A person could go on forever. Writing, pointing, laughing, wise cracking, joking, and sometimes wetting one’s pants. Congress could easily be The poster boys and girls of “do nothing.” A representation of how things can easily become inert and useless. Stuck in a mire of distrust of others like myself and too much time spent yapping with interns and eating fried chicken.

Yes, I could say and write all that but I wont. Have a nice day. God bless America anyway.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Gove. Supercuts is suggesting more cuts.

Once again Governor Rick Perry has alienated yet another group. He has spoken. And again without regard to the people or subject. He has once again shot himself in the foot. Who is it this time you ask. This time it is congress. Yes, the U S Congress. Adding to his people and groups to alienate like pearls on a string. He has besmirched our beloved and very low rated United States Congress.

I don’t know of any other individual who besmirches and writes-off people places and things with such dispatch as Texas’ Governor Rick Perry. He focuses, draws his gun, and fires with skill and disregard. Blasting holes in any target as well as himself.

Gov. Rick ‘Supercuts’ Perry has proposed before an Iowa audience to cut Congresses pay by fifty percent. Yes, cut it in half. Reduce it to a wage most unemployed would love to have. Something close to 85k dollars per year. A pay base many Middle American would love to receive.

However, congress (most of whom are Republicans) may not agree with Rick. Thus reducing his chances to become the Republican nominee at the national convention this next August. Gov. Perry’s recommendation is like stirring up a hornet’s nest. And in this case the hornets are self-important congressmen and women. Just the wrong folks to mess with.

Congress neither wants their wages reduced nor do they want any self-appointed numbskull to pry into their personal finances. However, I would guess it would be fair for congress to suggest Rick Perry take a pay cut as well. Actually both ideas are pretty good. Let’s do it!

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

From my local paper: Jay Cronley

Hollywood writers all out of ideas. JAY CRONLEY World Staff Columnist. Movies have never been worse. The same is true for television drama. Here's why. We're pretty much out of ideas here on Earth. And there are few talented writers and actors around to execute the remakes and rehashes, the horrifyingly bad update of "The Pink Panther" movie serving as an example of the importance of talent. There are only so many things of value around which to stage a caper, only so many ways to try to get away with murder, only a thousand ways to fall in love, 500 ways to fall out of it. And once they've all been done, and redone worse, there's nothing left to do but let some guy dress up as a woman and pretend to be his own sister. Some of what they're making are no longer movies in the traditional sense, they're computer-generated robotics whereby actors say their lines to Magic Marker lines drawn on blank screens, with monsters and what have you programmed in later. Classics ageless: A youthful age is no excuse for not knowing what was important or great. Students don't get to say that they were too young to know what happened in a world war. Nobody is too young to appreciate a masterpiece of art. Similarly, the great movies and television shows and books are easily available for anybody interested in improving. Not having the time for a classic is a weakness. Going to the movies is still a lot of fun, even in the cheap joints where sound blasts through the wall from the next room like you were at an economy motel. So is settling in with a bowl of popcorn in front of the television screen. Those who know what's good must lower their standards immediately or be left out by show business today. Evolving standards: As I watched "The Good Wife" this week, I will admit to wishing that Dexter could join this law firm - Dexter, the happy-go-lucky murderer of murderers from Showtime, the guy who slashes first and mops up later. But that attitude comes with high expectations. A radical lowering of standards could result in at least some interest in trying to keep track of all the law office affairs, dumb story lines aside. And although vampires aren't exactly real, and sex jokes aren't always funny, and characters are silly, and plots have no basis in reality, look at it this way. Get out, go, enjoy the show, what's on today is apt to be better than what is to follow..

Does the NBA know there is a world economic crisis going on?

The NBA is really doing us a favor by postponing or canceling the NBA season. The National Basketball Association has what seems like a never-ending ball season. Way too long. Goes well beyond two and a half years. So long, one begins to grow weary and hoping the flat screen TV would crash.

Have you ever heard the expression too much of a good things could be, bad. Over kill is what they call it. Drive it into the ground. Over saturation and drowning in too many games. Too many players. Too many teams. Too much money and not enough enthusiasm for the game.

David Stern would do us all a favor and cancel the rest of the season. Give us a break. A nice basketball holiday. Just wait for the NCAA play-offs. That’s all we need two teams, one game, and boink. The NCAA is finished. Well, something likes that.

The NCAA is exciting because it’s one game in a series and off to the next team or go home. Sudden death. I like that. It’s do or die. My favorite format. The NBA could and should learn a lesson from the NCAA. “Keep it short stupid.”

Should we look at our feet or at the horizon?

It has been troubling to me to know people that base their politics only on one issue. For example, Gay Rights, Abortion, tax cuts, science, anti-science, prayer in school, funding public school, Open Carry, and the single issues are endless. People choosing one issue and the other equally as important issues be dammed.

So if one presidential candidate is an okay choice but one issue, some voters won’t vote for that person. For example Mit Romney. He seems inline with almost all Republican talking points. However, he is Mormon. Mormon? Is that so bad? If he is qualified, why not vote for him.

Also President Obama. He seems inline with most Democrats issues except he has furthered the war in Afghanistan. Many voters don’t like that. Is this a good reason to not vote for Obama? He seems sympathetic to environment and health issues. So why choose one issue and discount all the rest.

But, as we know many single issues are based more on partisan politics. Not on pragmatism. Ignoring the greater good. Yes, that old word “Compromise” dilutes your candidate’s image. Thus in turn, forcing you to vote for the other guy or gal just for spite. This is good politics?

Plus we put too much emphasis on party than the man or woman and their political, moral, and ethical beliefs. And, this seems to happen when we as individuals are more influenced by party rather than a qualified candidate.

Would you not buy a car only because it has no cigarette lighter in the back seat? No. Would you not adopt a child only because he or she had red hair? Of course you would adopt that precious child regardless of hair color.

Please please Mr. and Ms. America. Look at the whole candidate. Look at his or her basic morals and intelligence. Not just where he or she stands on a single issue. We must vote for America and not just a single issue. Single issue votes work against the basic principles of the Constitution. We must look at the bigger picture and work to that end. God bless America.

Monday, November 14, 2011

Herman, I admire your spunk but...

Herman Herman Herman. What is going on in your head? You need to hire a half dozen college professors to help bring you up to date on economics, current events, American History, world history, and Geo-political strategy.

Go to Washington DC and hang around a dozen or more “Think Tanks.” You need to know policy as suggested by these brainiacs. It would help your responses to the many complicated questions reporter and journalists ask.

But as I see it, you are not at all ready for prime time. You need to gain admission at either Harvard or Yale and study public policy. Learn Political science. Study Geo-political economics. Take a course or two in marketing and public relations. Hire yourself a military advisor. Most of all read about a dozen world and national newspapers.

You can’t just walk into the presidency by being willfully stupid. America needs a smart and world savvy occupant in the Whitehouse. Go back to school and try again later. Good Luck.

Growing up Okie in L A: Let's go to the Hop

I was never a dancer. My mom and dad didn’t want me to dance. And I’m talking about dancing at school or any other “Dancing Den of Sin.” Which means no dancing after school in the gym. Dancing with…girls. Absolutely forbidden. Certainly a fundamentalist doctrinaire.

Why not dance? Well, I would be swallowed in to a fiery pit of judgment. Far beneath the surface of the gym floor. Swallowed down into a huge monstrous fire-breathing canyon of smoking black brimstone. Perhaps tumbling down just beneath the scattered pile of boys and girls shoes they tossed off. “What happened to Charlie? He disappeared I guess.”

However, against my mom’s wishes, I did once slip into the side door at a junior high dance in our school gym. And to make this clear, this was just for casual observation. Taking notes for future reference of course. This was 1958 at my junior high. So, this is what I observed from the gym bleachers:
Off up against the gym wall was a portable record player sitting atop a high stool. A record player scratching out a tinny sound of early rock and roll. Then on the dance floor was Boys and girls dancing far apart from each other but holding hands nonetheless. Dancing duos closely monitored by two first year English teachers. Teachers sliding about like referees at a hockey game. And all this noise and shuffling beneath the full power of the gym’s bright lights.

The 20-something year old woman teacher was wearing cat eyeglasses and crowned with brown curly poofy hair. She had at her side, like a magic wand, a one-foot wooden ruler. And occasionally she would approach a fox trotting couple to place the 12-inch rule between their chests. “Remember boys and girls, you must remain twelve inches apart. It’s the rule.”

The guy teacher was also youngish, tall, thin, wore a dark suit with high water cuffs, and looked just like Dennis the Menace’s father. Long pointed nose, black oily hair combed straight back, and with Coke bottle glasses that made his eyes appear like floating prunes. Both teachers giving the impression they would rather be home grading English papers instead.

Now, off to one side away from the larger group of dancers, was a lone couple hanging on to each other’s shoulders dancing cheek to cheek but with their hips at least twenty inches apart. Looking like an A-frame with feet. Seemingly dancing to one beat. No matter how fast or slow the music, this couple maintained a slow two-step shuffle. Quite strange looking I must say.

Never the less, as the dance progressed, several of the junior high kids had cajoled the two first year English teachers into demonstrating how two mature individuals properly dance. Teen dancers knowing full well each teacher was young, single, and most embarrassed to be put together in this horrific teen dance-monitoring job. Both teachers’ faces were beet red and embarrassed. However, they were compelled by teacher responsibility to demonstrate the proper way to slow dance. And again, I must say it was awkward and strange. Both holding each other like they didn’t want to hold each other. More like pushing each other away from the other. All the while teen kids were whistling, cat calling, and hooting it up. A spectacle rather entertaining.

My mom was right. I should never go to school dances. This was most ridiculous. Now you know why I am still alive today.

Watching the nightly news is torture.

Is it over yet? Has the carnival moved off the lot and did the buffoonish clowns go as well? Most of all is this traveling political Vaudeville show over with yet? How much longer must we endure this haranguing mental abuse on the nightly news?

To say this Republican Debate is an insult to America’s intelligence is a gross understatement. It is more like cruelty to the listener/viewer. Water torture would be preferred to the dopiness heard from the mouths of political ignoramuses. How much longer must we suffer? Why do we deserve this?

Please Mr. and Mrs. Broadcaster and cable operator, stop this. We’ve heard enough. It only makes each candidate look bad. None of these candidates are fit to run a small time “Dog and Pony” show; much less a government. Where is the proverbial ‘Neck Hook’ to pull them off stage? Spare us! Save us from mental anguish. Save us from Posttraumatic political season disorder. Have mercy. Uncle-uncle-uncle!

Friday, November 11, 2011

From our local newspaper

Shortage of voters, but not gripes. JAY CRONLEY World Staff Columnist. This is ground zero for complaints. People around here complain long and often about anything. Shock waves resonate for days. The streets stink, the schools don't work, the school administrators should all be fired, the mayor doesn't know what he's doing but is far ahead of the council. All utilities should be investigated, city tree-trimmers halted, the newspaper should have its head examined, the football team should have run more, crime is unchecked, cable television should be ashamed, and street construction takes so long that repairs are needed on the first part to be fixed just as the last part is completed. It was into this backdrop that city elections were just held. Grab am umbrella: Hardly anybody was there at the voting place. So few cars were in the parking lot that I backed up to look for the sign denoting an election today, wondering whether I had turned too soon. It was misting. Evidently nothing disrupts the electoral system here like a good mist. Whereas we will drive over black ice just to say we got to work, and as we will plow through hail the size of radishes to shop for groceries, and while we will play golf in a gale, watch football in the snow, walk the dog around lightning, and drive like lunatics in a monsoon, precious few of us can vote in the mist. A cloud cover could jeopardize voter turnout here. Actual dampness - forget about a crowd. The few, the proud: It was around four in the afternoon, election day. I parked. Got out. Looked around. It was a little like what a person voting in a primitive land might expect. I was the only one moving. Might a thumb be dipped in ink to signify a successful vote? It was only slightly more active inside. Three people worked the desks, checking registrations, picture identifications, handing out ballots and markers. Service was tremendous. I was the only voter in the joint. You could hear my black marker move on the ballot to connect the boxes of my choices. You could hear me walk across the room. You could really hear the machine take my ballot. You could hear everything. In other words, in any words, it was a great election. Only 15 percent of those eligible voted. Don't vote, can't complain..

It would be oh so cool to take politics out of jobs.

A pipeline cutting down across the prairie does not a job maker make. It cuts down through backyards, pastures, and farm fields. Always posing an environmental threat. Some of the worse kind of oil and clay slurry under extreme high pressure vulnerable to pipeline rupture. Possibly spilling thousands of gallons over environmentally sensitive ground. Easily finding it’s way down to drinking water beneath the surface. Only to make a big mess and contaminating water for drinking.

Pipelines only benefit the big oil companies and their shareholders. Any jobs created are short lived with no health benefits. This is not a job creator. Just a fleeting moment for the big oils. “Boys get it done and then get the heck out!”

If you wish to just create temporary jobs to stimulate the economy, build bridges. Build and repair roads, repair and build runways. Engineer and build high-speed rail. All of which benefit the general American population. Not shareholders.

Publics works is not job killers. But quite the opposite. It puts the unemployed back to work and greatly benefits the American economy. Not just self-absorbed oil execs and shareholders.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Open mouth. Shoot hole in foot. This is debating?

And the traveling circus continues. Clowns continue to entertain and the show goes on. Yapping, haranguing, bloviating, and general tossing out one-liners and forget me nots.

It is astounding that Mit Romney would unabashedly say to a Detroit motor audience, “Bailing out Detroit was a bad idea.” Rick Perry, after stumbling over his own poor memory, says, “Get rid of the DOE.” And the Doe being one of our greatest sources of R and D. Nonetheless, the Republican presidential hopefuls continue to “Write-off” various segments of their constituency. Not only Michiganders, Researches, and public employees, but Hispanics, women, and for the most part, most of America.

So, whom do they have to play to? Red Necks? Bimbos? Armadillos?

Watching these debaters is like viewing a police line-up of suspects accused of crimes against the intelligent of America. What they are saying and how they present it is like junior highers auditioning for America’s Funniest Videos. Clueless, immature, and not ready for Prime Time. Presidential Wannabies who are really nottabies. A shameful bunch of ignoramuses.

Please please, someone come get these clowns off stage. Take them back home and hose them off. Put them back in their boxes and send them back to China. Just get them out of our faces.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

I am a true blue conservative.

Conservation means take care of what you have and use less of it. At least that’s the way I define conservation. We don’t need more. We need less.

Less is easier to manage. More is harder to manage. More is complicated and stretches one’s abilities to cope. More is worrisome. More is what draws conmen to your front door and possibly to your back window.

Having less attracts no one. So, make your life simple. Simple to manage. Costing you less. And we can use more less. Right?

My best advice is to stay away from Walmart. Walmart requires you to buy more and consequently you enjoy it less. So, less is more. And more is less satisfying. With more you are always looking over your shoulders. Experiencing paranoia and fear. “Who is coming to take away my more stuff?” So, reduce your inventory of stuff and enjoy it more. Are you following me? Good!
Walmart junk is just cheap goods from China. Who needs it? It’s just going to fall apart real soon anyway. Creating a waste disposal problem. And, who needs more disposal problems?

So, remove clutter from your life. Think less or rather think less of having more stuff. Do yourself a favor, clear out your junk and don’t buy more. Have a nice day.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Consumer Report: Skype

I bought this computer and I should have the right to not download or download whatever I wish. Don’t you think? So, why is Skype always trying to down load all sorts of gadgets and updates?

I don’t want skype 5.5. My 3.8 works just fine for me. I don’t want the Google tool bar. I don’t want the skype communicator. I absolutely don’t want any automatic download. I want to make that decision by myself. I’d my freaking computer. Skype! Stay the heck out. Go download in a toilet if you have to.

I only want skype there when I want it. I have uninstalled skype 5.5 about a dozen times in the past six months and reloaded 3.8. I love 3.8 and I’m glad I kept the installer in my folder. Frequently skype says it’s downloading the updated version without even asking my permission. Or it gives a confusing set of instructions and downloads skype regardless. Certain creating a bad reputation as far as I’m concerned. Skype really sucks. However, I do you use it from time to time. What is Microsoft trying to do? Kill off their fragile corporate image? It is now an ugly corporate image. Nasty and bullying. Middle finger you Microsoft.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Andy Rooney! I already miss you.

I already miss Andy Rooney. I wish I could do what he did. Complaining about most anything is what I like. Most of all I wish I could grow eyebrows like his. But my barber and daughters won’t let me. Won’t let me complain that is.

Put down your mouse and pick up a newspaper

My twelfth grade civics teacher would probably wet his pants, if he could hear what the current presidential candidates are saying. My teacher would say, “Don’t they read the newspaper? Haven’t they ever read American history?”

It is amazing what ignorance these guys and gal display. To me it is most embarrassing when they speak in public. How did they ever graduate from high school? What self-respecting college or university would admit them into their institution of higher learning? God save us from this obvious display of lack of education.

And this is not to mention just a lack of general knowledge. There are newspapers, magazines, and books that are being overlooked by these candidates. What on earth is on their reading list? The funnies? Sporting news? Gourmet magazine? What?

I hate to say it but these candidates are S-T-U-P-I-D! Unaware, ill-informed, and outright ignoramuses. Holy Moly!

Do we need pipelines or playgrounds?

Is it more important to build an oil pipeline from Canada to the gulf? Supposedly creating jobs and mostly benefiting the oil companies and its shareholders? Or build roads, bridges, and repair run ways, build high-speed rail, also creating good jobs, and then greatly benefiting many parts of America.

Do we really want a pipeline cutting down through Middle America threatening open land and water resources or, build infrastructure that is very much needed to improve our quality of living. Do we need better roads or wealthier oil companies? It’s as simple as that.

Either one will provide needed jobs. But both have different outcomes. One serving the shareholders of oil companies and the other serving the general American population. Which do we want? A safer environment or a high-pressured intrusive oil pipeline cutting through our middle states? A pipe that Possibly could burst and dump heavy clay filled oil all over the northern and southern Plaines. Creating an environmental hazard similar to the BP oil spill in the gulf. Is this what we want?

I’ll take smooth roads and safe bridges over oil pipelines any day. Think about it. Oil that goes on the global market or infrastructure that stays in America?