Mit Romney, I’m sorry to say, is a composite of several guys I once knew in junior high school. The smiling nerd who would like to be a jock but ain’t. Never looking at you straight on when talking. Almost always looking past you or maybe looking for an audience or a flashing camera.
Plus most shallow, dismissive of their own transgressions, talking and never listening, and very photo opportunistic. Always running for some student council position and never producing any results. And only enabled by wealthy parents.
I am sure he is a wonderful friend, father, and husband but not presidential material. One would never know what he stands for. Forever vacillating from one position to the next. Always saying what the listeners wants to hear.
Speaking moderate to moderates. Speaking severe conservative to severe conservatives. A political chameleon. Blending in quickly to any political environment. Red, blue, or whatever. “Flipity-floppity-doo. I’m here for you.”
Showing posts with label Flip Flop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Flip Flop. Show all posts
Monday, May 7, 2012
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Your word is as good as your Etch-a-sketch.
From the Republican Talking points handbook:
When in doubt just say what the voters want to hear. No matter if you said something different last week. Just make it up as you go along. No one will ever know where you get your information anyway. Just talk on the fly. The more BS the better.
Also be sure to bring your Etch-a-sketch. Just shake it up and let the ideas and words fly. No one will ever remember what you said last week. No one is really listening. No one really cares.
Posted by Mit Romney as a memo to himself.
When in doubt just say what the voters want to hear. No matter if you said something different last week. Just make it up as you go along. No one will ever know where you get your information anyway. Just talk on the fly. The more BS the better.
Also be sure to bring your Etch-a-sketch. Just shake it up and let the ideas and words fly. No one will ever remember what you said last week. No one is really listening. No one really cares.
Posted by Mit Romney as a memo to himself.
Monday, February 20, 2012
It's like an endless NBA playoff. Never will be decided.
It is very apparent the Republican Party doesn’t like any of the four Republican candidates. Mit, Newt, Ron, and Rick. The flab four. All misfits. All embarrassing and out of touch.
If there were someone there with any credentials or repute, he would be the consistent front runner. Always in favor by the party general electorate. Out front and ready for the Party’s convention this summer.
But, part of the out of control party flip flopping is, the Republicans are splintered and can’t make up their collective mind. Divided and headed in different direction. Mostly intolerant of each other’s extreme orthodoxy. Therefore not really able to decide who get to makes up the party rules. And in the process pushing moderates out the back door and losing membership to the Independents.
At the moment however, Rick Santorum is the anti-Mit. Santorum is the vote against Mit Romney. Which might indicate Newt Gingrich could be the next anti-Rick or anti-Mit. And the candidacy war Merry-go-round continues on. Almost like the changing flavor of the week. Who will be the next anti-Golden boy? Newt? Mit? Ron? Or, Rick?
It all indicates the Republican Party is less than thrilled with all four survivors on the Republican island. So, perhaps now would be a good time to vote them all off and start afresh. Find somebody all could agree on. Maybe a spring Convention would be in order. First decide who you are and then decide who you want to represent the Republican Party. Perhaps a national Republican convention and referendum could be a good start. Find one guy or gal and go with it. Save all the wasted time and money ping ponging around the country. Pick one and go and stop wasting our time and attention. Find your guy and we will see you in November.
If there were someone there with any credentials or repute, he would be the consistent front runner. Always in favor by the party general electorate. Out front and ready for the Party’s convention this summer.
But, part of the out of control party flip flopping is, the Republicans are splintered and can’t make up their collective mind. Divided and headed in different direction. Mostly intolerant of each other’s extreme orthodoxy. Therefore not really able to decide who get to makes up the party rules. And in the process pushing moderates out the back door and losing membership to the Independents.
At the moment however, Rick Santorum is the anti-Mit. Santorum is the vote against Mit Romney. Which might indicate Newt Gingrich could be the next anti-Rick or anti-Mit. And the candidacy war Merry-go-round continues on. Almost like the changing flavor of the week. Who will be the next anti-Golden boy? Newt? Mit? Ron? Or, Rick?
It all indicates the Republican Party is less than thrilled with all four survivors on the Republican island. So, perhaps now would be a good time to vote them all off and start afresh. Find somebody all could agree on. Maybe a spring Convention would be in order. First decide who you are and then decide who you want to represent the Republican Party. Perhaps a national Republican convention and referendum could be a good start. Find one guy or gal and go with it. Save all the wasted time and money ping ponging around the country. Pick one and go and stop wasting our time and attention. Find your guy and we will see you in November.
Thursday, December 8, 2011
A mad movie with madmen and woman
Did you ever see the blockbuster movie comedy “It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad World? Just a crazy wacky and most bazaar movie and first shown in the mid-1960s at exclusive showings. Starring Spencer Tracy, Jonathan Winters, Sid Caesar, Terry Thomas, Milton Berle, and many many other mad comedians. It kept me laughing until I cried and almost wet my pants.
A movie scenario it took several writers to write and eventually finished the plot. All about a gang of misfit comedians chasing after some hidden treasure. A movie filled with one liners, pratfalls, outrageous stunts, and incredible human misbehavior. Truly one of the best comedies ever filmed. You should download it from Netflix.
However, at this moment in time, there is a comedy of greater magnitude unfolding as we speak. A bazaar scenerio only Hollywood could ever write and cast but couldn’t. But, it’s most certainly not Hollywood and neither is it cast by Hollywood actors. The script is so far out and loopy, no Hollywood writer could ever come up with such a twisted plot. Insane, horrific, new invented language and a presentation filled with irony. A scenario that is more outrageous than any script Hollywood could ever dream of writing.
What is it and where can I see it? Well, it’s been unfolding as we speak almost on a weekly basis on network TV, cable, and on the Internet. It’s called the Republican Debates. Cast with the most mad Men and woman any casting service or director could ever come up with. You can’t write this kind of stuff and expect real people to believe it. You couldn’t find a more insane cast. This is by far the ultimate reality show. Millions and maybe billions of dollars couldn’t ever write and cast such a mad scenario and script.
No gathering of actors and writers has ever been assembled such as this. An event unequaled by anything Hollywood puts out. This is it! The Mad, Mad, Mad Republican Debates. Now showing on a TV or computer near you. Featuring Newt, Rick, Mit, Michele, Ron, John, and virtually a cast of thousands. All in living color and most unpredictable reality. And, to repeat, most Mad!
A movie scenario it took several writers to write and eventually finished the plot. All about a gang of misfit comedians chasing after some hidden treasure. A movie filled with one liners, pratfalls, outrageous stunts, and incredible human misbehavior. Truly one of the best comedies ever filmed. You should download it from Netflix.
However, at this moment in time, there is a comedy of greater magnitude unfolding as we speak. A bazaar scenerio only Hollywood could ever write and cast but couldn’t. But, it’s most certainly not Hollywood and neither is it cast by Hollywood actors. The script is so far out and loopy, no Hollywood writer could ever come up with such a twisted plot. Insane, horrific, new invented language and a presentation filled with irony. A scenario that is more outrageous than any script Hollywood could ever dream of writing.
What is it and where can I see it? Well, it’s been unfolding as we speak almost on a weekly basis on network TV, cable, and on the Internet. It’s called the Republican Debates. Cast with the most mad Men and woman any casting service or director could ever come up with. You can’t write this kind of stuff and expect real people to believe it. You couldn’t find a more insane cast. This is by far the ultimate reality show. Millions and maybe billions of dollars couldn’t ever write and cast such a mad scenario and script.
No gathering of actors and writers has ever been assembled such as this. An event unequaled by anything Hollywood puts out. This is it! The Mad, Mad, Mad Republican Debates. Now showing on a TV or computer near you. Featuring Newt, Rick, Mit, Michele, Ron, John, and virtually a cast of thousands. All in living color and most unpredictable reality. And, to repeat, most Mad!
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