This might be a good reason to write down what you had said.

I am just totally surprised. Surprised a so-called religious man allows himself to prevaricate in the name of truth and justice. Lying is what they call it. Covering up misdeeds. Twisting lie in to make believe truth. Actually untruth.

And in this case lying regardless of what he had represented before. Speaking out of both sides of his mouth. Telling one group one thing and telling another, the opposite. A proverbial Deckle and Hyde. Just saying what is convenient at the time. Almost forgetting what he had said previous. “I’m not sure what I said but I mean what I had said. So I stick with I didn’t remember I said before. Whatever I said.” Thus had said Mit Romney. And not too long ago.

Proving one thing he is not a very good liar. Mainly because he doesn’t remember what he had said. Breaking the liars first rule of thumb. “If you’re going to lie, you must remember what you said before on the same subject. Indicating Romney is a very stupid man.

The difference between Romney and George W Bush is, Bush remember what he lied about before. At least turning a previous lie into a hokey Texas joke. Remember?

Never the less, I just cannot believe this man, Romney, is allowed to speak in public. Conveniently forgetting the past and just yammering on and on just for the convenience of the present. Indicating a pathological and persisting urge to misrepresent his past. Only to reinvent himself for the moment. Almost indicating he is suffering either from dementia or Alzheimer’s.

I really think he is a sick man. Needing serious therapy and possible hospitalization. Where are the men in white coats with the big butterfly net. Gettem boys! W-o-o-o-o-o-osh!

Your word is as good as your Etch-a-sketch.

From the Republican Talking points handbook:
When in doubt just say what the voters want to hear. No matter if you said something different last week. Just make it up as you go along. No one will ever know where you get your information anyway. Just talk on the fly. The more BS the better.

Also be sure to bring your Etch-a-sketch. Just shake it up and let the ideas and words fly. No one will ever remember what you said last week. No one is really listening. No one really cares.

Posted by Mit Romney as a memo to himself.