Your word is as good as your Etch-a-sketch.

From the Republican Talking points handbook:
When in doubt just say what the voters want to hear. No matter if you said something different last week. Just make it up as you go along. No one will ever know where you get your information anyway. Just talk on the fly. The more BS the better.

Also be sure to bring your Etch-a-sketch. Just shake it up and let the ideas and words fly. No one will ever remember what you said last week. No one is really listening. No one really cares.

Posted by Mit Romney as a memo to himself.