To tell the truth and now

I have discovered the best solution to make terrorists talk. Force them to reveal secret information with little difficulty. Almost instantaneously to be sure. I am not sure why we overlooked this procedure.

It would make water boarding seem like playing with squirt guns. I’m not sure why the CIA and the military hadn’t thought of this before. It is a certain process to guarantee results.

Here it is. Have you ever been subjected to a colonoscapy? Do you remember the stuff you had to drink to clean out your bowels? A horrific and voluminous liquid one has to drink before surrendering to a colonoscapy test. A substance very much like drinking chalky jet fuel. Milk of Magnesia laced with dragon venom.

Terrorist would be brought to their knees if forced to swallow this drink from hell. A gagging and putrefying substance for sure.

Anyway, I found this truth serum the hard way. I recently had a colonoscapy. I just don’t know how I survived. A miracle for sure.