To tell the truth and now

I have discovered the best solution to make terrorists talk. Force them to reveal secret information with little difficulty. Almost instantaneously to be sure. I am not sure why we overlooked this procedure.

It would make water boarding seem like playing with squirt guns. I’m not sure why the CIA and the military hadn’t thought of this before. It is a certain process to guarantee results.

Here it is. Have you ever been subjected to a colonoscapy? Do you remember the stuff you had to drink to clean out your bowels? A horrific and voluminous liquid one has to drink before surrendering to a colonoscapy test. A substance very much like drinking chalky jet fuel. Milk of Magnesia laced with dragon venom.

Terrorist would be brought to their knees if forced to swallow this drink from hell. A gagging and putrefying substance for sure.

Anyway, I found this truth serum the hard way. I recently had a colonoscapy. I just don’t know how I survived. A miracle for sure.

Watching the nightly news is torture.

Is it over yet? Has the carnival moved off the lot and did the buffoonish clowns go as well? Most of all is this traveling political Vaudeville show over with yet? How much longer must we endure this haranguing mental abuse on the nightly news?

To say this Republican Debate is an insult to America’s intelligence is a gross understatement. It is more like cruelty to the listener/viewer. Water torture would be preferred to the dopiness heard from the mouths of political ignoramuses. How much longer must we suffer? Why do we deserve this?

Please Mr. and Mrs. Broadcaster and cable operator, stop this. We’ve heard enough. It only makes each candidate look bad. None of these candidates are fit to run a small time “Dog and Pony” show; much less a government. Where is the proverbial ‘Neck Hook’ to pull them off stage? Spare us! Save us from mental anguish. Save us from Posttraumatic political season disorder. Have mercy. Uncle-uncle-uncle!