Hayseeds from the moon. Where did they come from?

While America is trying to dig its way out of a sagging economy and high unemployment, Rick Santorum wants to forbid your wives from using contraceptives. He prefers she be pregnant. Possibly even your daughters as well. “No more birth control for America,” Santorum might say. Even though millions of women have been using contraceptives for half a century. I guess he wants all women to be Roman Catholics. “Barefoot and overdue is better.

Then on another note, Mit Romney is in Michigan hammering the auto unions and its leadership. Bloviating about how awful the automobile industry should not have received a bail out. Plus he would have preferred it shut down. “A total failure,” Romney said. Oh, really? You couldn’t prove it in Detroit. Things are working well in the auto industry most Michiganders would say. “Bail out was a success.”

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Republican Party, these are your Republican Presidential candidates. Romney and Santorum. Clearly out of touch. Surely an understatement.

Are these the guys you want running America? Two guys who seem to have just crawled out of a ground hog hole. Clueless and unaware of reality. You want these two guys, Bimbo and Binky to lead America? Surely you jest.

Open mouth. Shoot hole in foot. This is debating?

And the traveling circus continues. Clowns continue to entertain and the show goes on. Yapping, haranguing, bloviating, and general tossing out one-liners and forget me nots.

It is astounding that Mit Romney would unabashedly say to a Detroit motor audience, “Bailing out Detroit was a bad idea.” Rick Perry, after stumbling over his own poor memory, says, “Get rid of the DOE.” And the Doe being one of our greatest sources of R and D. Nonetheless, the Republican presidential hopefuls continue to “Write-off” various segments of their constituency. Not only Michiganders, Researches, and public employees, but Hispanics, women, and for the most part, most of America.

So, whom do they have to play to? Red Necks? Bimbos? Armadillos?

Watching these debaters is like viewing a police line-up of suspects accused of crimes against the intelligent of America. What they are saying and how they present it is like junior highers auditioning for America’s Funniest Videos. Clueless, immature, and not ready for Prime Time. Presidential Wannabies who are really nottabies. A shameful bunch of ignoramuses.

Please please, someone come get these clowns off stage. Take them back home and hose them off. Put them back in their boxes and send them back to China. Just get them out of our faces.