Warning: If you are planning a summer trip with your children to Washington DC, be advised to bring earplugs for your children. Beware of spicy ‘R’ rated language in the “District.” A place where the spoken word comes in many forms. Such as colorful street language, seasoned vernacular, old school colloquialisms, edgy expletives, and very much more. All heard in the halls of congress. Certainly not a kid-friendly place.
Every label imaginable is used. Shot like cannon from one side of the house to the other. Surely a war of words. Words meant to destroy if not paralyze. Shooting from the hip. Surrounding ambush. Lobbing hand grenades filled with shrapnel of multiple disparaging words.
Yes, welcome to congress where the House and Senate natives are engaged in gorilla warfare. A place where no respectable human being should be found. Signs should be posted outside warning all visitors to either stay away or wear body Armour.
Lethal words fly through the air of the chambers like bullets and arrows from a ‘B’ Western movie. Marauding aimlessly through the congressional halls is Word slinging sheriffs and their posse of pundit. Labeling everything that doesn’t move. “Tax and spenders.” “Cold hearted conservatives.” Idiots, buffoons, clowns, blowhards, goobers, whacko, right-wingers, lefties, and the labels are spent like cartridges from a 9mm Glock. Pop-pop-pop. Mowing down anything or anyone who disagrees with the orthodoxy.
Parents, please don’t bring your children to Washington. Washington is ‘R’ rated. R for repugnant or repulsive. Most of all ridiculous. Beware of Dogma.
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