However, I not only want voice recognition but angry thought recognition as well. I want it to know when I am sometimes pleased with the PC’s performance. Most of all, I want it to be vary aware of when I am mot pleased. Especially when I am about to slam my fist on its keyboard. I want it to acquiesce and defer to my moods. “Oh, I am so very sorry your Excellency sir.” All written in big bold letters across the PC screen.
Yes, I shall be in charge. Not the computer. No sir! I want that freaking thing to lick my boots and always say nice things about me. I most of all want it to say it’s sorry. I want apology and contrition.
Just do what I want and don’t ask all those silly exasperating questions computers always are asking. Don’t give me that Yes or No or that silly cancel jive. Just gbe nice and I’ll most likely take you most everywhere I go. Maybe. And if you were naughty then I’ll leave you out in the hot suffering car. Yes, PC, left there to bake and let you suffer in your own digital recalcitrant juices. Fry baby fry.
Yes, this is what I want for sure. A user friendly compassionate and well-behaved computer. And most of all do as I say and not as I want to do to you. You hear me PC!
No more updating in the middle of a word document. No more arbitrary frozen blue screen. No more gotta have the right downloaded player. Just no more updates, downloads, and Offloads. Just work when I want you to work. And you can take all your error messages and stuff it up your USB jack. You got that Jack!! Just be the same day after day after day. Never changing. Always doing just the same old thing. Just keep that hard drive whirring Bubba and then we’ll get along.
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