Congress caint hellp it

There was an editorial in today’s USA Today. Which is most normal. An editorial asking the general American public not to disparage Congress. It’s not Congresses fault it has very low ratings. Like at nine percentage points. And, with such weak ratings naturally is the whipping boy for all things mucked and mired. “No sir, we didn’t do it.”

The editorial which was written by a member of congress who strongly suggested the problems in congress lay in the office of the President. After all, he has higher ratings. Forty-six percent to be most exact. An intimidation factor for sure. Yes, the president cause congress to roll off the track. Got them all distracted and flustered. “That president guy keeps asking we congress guys to do what we don’t want to do.”
It was the president who wrecked the percentage curve. If he hadn’t achieved shuck high ratings, then maybe congress would have had a better chance at looking better. Are you following me? Looking better through the eyes of the general public. Did I lose you?

But anyway, the president just by being in Washington DC caused congress to fall into a congressional quagmire. Possibly the president had looked out his Oval Office window and cast a spell on congress. Yes! That it. Looking at the capitol building sent microwaves of jinks and rendered all congressmen’s brains into Jell-O.

Please don’t make fun of congress.