Do all politicians hire science fiction writers to write their speeches?

I am going to seriously soil my underwear if I hear one more bloviating political candidate say, “Our party is going to take back America.”  And, we are going to do it in 2012.  Oh, really?  Where abouts are you going to take our America to Bubba?  I thought they had outlawed science fiction in politics years ago.  Now you say Take it back from where and take it to where again?  Politicos from both sides of the political divide have been saying this for decades if not centuries.  And, you know what Garbonzo?  It never has happens.  America is still ere.  Rooted in the bedrock of the American Constitution.  Taking America anywhere is like pushing a tiger by the tail and trying to push it towards the mythical goal of “taking back America.  There are too many old folks like us that have heard it all and knowing taking back America will seldom if ever happen.  It never needs taking back.  We are where we want to be and have been there for decades.  Good luck.

Then there are these partisan wags whose sole purpose in life is to “rid America of Socialism.”  “I will vote down every attempt to socialize anything in America,” an ignorant politician recently retorted before a partisan TV audience.  I would be willing to bet he also has a library card.  A card to a socialized free service provided by county taxes.  And perhaps, maybe once in the past he called the police to an emergency and not paying a dime for the police officer’s services.  Services paid by the city sales tax.  And if it weren’t for tax subsidies, the political nare-do-well would have to haul his own trash to the subsidized city dump.  Need I go on?  From parks to airports in our town, all are paid mostly by sales or property taxes.  All social contracts with the citizens of our town.  Major socialism that I have ever seen.  What a totally stupid and ignorant thing for these political blockheads to say.  What jerks!  Get these guys off the TV and away from our sensibility.  They are an embarrassment and insult to us all.

Rick Perry!  Go back to Shallowhead, Texas.  Michele Bachmann!  Go back to BettyCrocker, Minnesota.  Mit Romney!  Go back to Bumperguard, Michigan.  Newt Gingrich!  Go back to Poisonwell, Georgia.

Get these whackos off the stage.  Or get me some TP fast!  I feel it coming down.

Gunslinger and shallow religionist.

“By their fruits yee shall know them.”  A biblical principle that indicates if it quacks like a duck and walks like a duck, it’s must be a duck.  Right?  And, nothing else.

Therefore, to apply this principle to what is heard and notice from Texas Governor Rick Perry he’s is definitely a duck with a killer instinct and nothing more.  Even though professes to be a religious person, his actions and verbiage betrays him.  I’m pretty sure he’s a teeth gritting, eye squinting cowboy with a gunslinger agenda.  More like a bounty hunter looking for Obama.  He won’t be satisfied until he rides back into town with a corpse draped over the back of his saddle.  Certainly proof we got his man.

What Gov. Rick Perry says and does is by no means representative of his professed religion.  And what is shown on TV and heard on radio makes me and others wonder if he as no discernable main stream American religion.  At least no religion I’m familiar with.  Avenger perhaps but nothing else.  Well, I must admit he has a nice hair do.

I just wish he and other presidential candidates would go back and read the Bible.  Then try to synchronize their so-called religious beliefs with what is REALLY presented in the Bible.  If he professes to be a believer in Jesus and his peace loving religion, then governor, be peaceful.  Be loving.  Be forgiving.  That’s role model Jesus put forth in the New Testament.  Not rhetorical gunslinger or partisan avenger.