Wednesday, June 13, 2012

I vote for Mit because I like him. Really.

So, tell me. What do you like about Mit Romney and why would you vote for him? Uh huh. He’s a lifelong Republican? Oh. Just like yourself? Is that all? Oh, he’s a conservative with a good education? Anything else you would like to add here? Uh hum. Oh? You think his wife is smart and speaks well of Mit? Yes, she certainly is smart. Good point.

Well, since we are on a roll here, what else attracts you to Mit’s candidacy? His economic policies? Or perhaps you agree with his social policies? Well then, you must like his position on health care. Right? Not really sure? You know, former Governor Romney passed and signed the Massachusetts Affordable Health care Act. Remember? Oh no! Well, I wouldn’t call it socialized medicine. After all it involves many private health care providers. It would be more privatized than socialized. Do you see my point?

Anything else? Why yes. Yes, he is rich. Why do you bring that up? You think what? Oh. You think he will make everybody else rich if we all vote for him? I’m afraid I don’t follow you on that point. Are you rich? No?

His business experience? His business experience will enable all Americans to be rich? Hmm. In what way? He will teach us what? Oh. How to be Private Equity capitalist? Oh really? And he said what? He will liquidate Social Security and dissolve Medicare and use the money for What? Use it for off-shore ventures? Now, really? You honestly believe that?

Anything else you wish to mention about Mit Romney. Oh! He’s has the wise council left over from the George W Bush administration? Really? Cheney? Carl Rove? Donald Rumsfeld? All those guys?

Holy moly! Her comes another horrific recession. Maybe more like a full blown depression. Everybody! Hide your gold right away.

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