Have you ever heard a Pet Rock talk?

Now here’s something we can do. We can define the word mediocre. Let’s first start with Mit Romney. An average pedestrian and a bit out of touch individual. Well, maybe a lot out of touch. The only Republican Presidential candidate who often wears flip-flops. You can hear him coming down the street. Flippity-floppity flippity-floppity.

Then to add to our definition, I offer to you Newt Gingrich. Mediocre personified. Most bland and without creativity. Semi-Professorial but most dull. More like a black hole. Some call him a sleep inducer. I describe him more like a nuclear laxative.

Then there is Ron Paul to add to our mediocre definition. A one trick pony. He has nothing else to offer but reduce and take away. Mr. Minus. A Negatory active person. His only solution to anything is to shrink it and drown it in a bathtub. “I’ll make anything look smaller just by thinking about it.” Whoa Jack!

However, you can add the terms apathy, empathic, unresponsive, uncaring, disinterested, inattentive, and many other definitions to the above candidates. The list is endless. But I might say, mediocre is giving all the above political characters too much credit. A Pet Rock would be more like their true personalities.